And the Winner is...

[Nightgaunt]

Two combatants; you choose the winner, tell us why, then propose another fight for the next person.

To start:

Godzilla vs. Henry Rollins

Go!

[~Tszura~]

And the winner is:

Godzilla………..Not only could Godzilla stomp the mutha out of Henry, but seriously, has anyone ever seen Henry Rollins act!?!?! I love the guy and his spoken word, but his acting sucks!! Mr. Hankey is a better actor!

Haaaayyyyyyy………

Next:

Mr. Hankey Vs. Mr. Hand

[Rev.Reverence]

Next:Mr. Hankey Vs. Mr. Hand

Mr. Hand...delivers a killer Karate chop that he learned from Chuck Norris.

Jimmy Dean (sausage guy) vs. Orville Reddinbacher(popcorn guy).

...they are both dead...for the record...

[taysteewonderbunny]

Mr. Hand...delivers a killer Karate chop that he learned from Chuck Norris.

Jimmy Dean (sausage guy) vs. Orville Reddinbacher(popcorn guy).

...they are both dead...for the record...

Orville. Not only is his name unforgettable and funny in its own right, his popcorn pops up 30% fluffier than other brands. Jimmy Dean's name is too cool for such ordinary sausage.

Daffy Duck or Donald Duck?

[TheGimp]

Daffy Duck Vs. Donald Duck...

after a fierce bloody gruling battle Daffy duck comes out Victorious by slamming a andvil into Donald's face crushing his skull

how about

Quagmire (from family guy) Vs. Randy Marsh (from south park)

[Guest greyhalo]

Daffy Duck Vs. Donald Duck...

after a fierce bloody gruling battle Daffy duck comes out Victorious by slamming a andvil into Donald's face crushing his skull

how about

Quagmire (from family guy) Vs. Randy Marsh (from south park)

Can I suggest a re-match? I was about to say that Donald would win...

[TheGimp]

Can I suggest a re-match? I was about to say that Donald would win...

sure why not?

[Guest greyhalo]

I think Donald would easily win. Though Daffy may be more cunning and resourceful, Donald is a psycho-duck. Have you seen his temper? He would rip Daffy apart if provoked.

Masta Shake vs. Grimace

[TheGimp]

I think Donald would easily win. Though Daffy may be more cunning and resourceful, Donald is a psycho-duck. Have you seen his temper? He would rip Daffy apart if provoked.

Masta Shake vs. Grimace

okay this is a easy one masta shake is fuckin crazy plus hed have meat wod and fry lock jump in for a gang beat down grimace would be fucked

okay now iam doin mine Randy Marsh (south park) and Quagmire (from family guy)

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Not that I know who either of them are, but Quagmire.

next matchup: Andrew Eldritch vs. Peter Murphy

[Rev.Reverence]

Not that I know who either of them are, but Quagmire. {wins via "GiggiddyGoo"}

next matchup: Andrew Eldritch vs. Peter Murphy

Eldrich definitely...Murphy puts up a GOOD fight...shrugging off the most grievous blows that Eldrich could muster...then...in a flash (literally) lightning flicked from his fingers...& Murphy was toasted.....(the fight was over a pack of smack)

[StormKnight (1)]

Sorry Rev., post jumped.

After a long pitched battle between music, and the point where Peter Murphy had Eldritch on the ropes, Jim Steinman comes out to inspire Eldritch to bring Murphy to the floor. Collaborations between the three is a result.

Evangelion 01 vs. Super Fortress Macross?

[Rev.Reverence]

Sorry Rev., post jumped.

After a long pitched battle between music, and the point where Peter Murphy had Eldritch on the ropes, Jim Steinman comes out to inspire Eldritch to bring Murphy to the floor. Collaborations between the three is a result.***

Evangelion 01 vs. Super Fortress Macross?

***THAT...is when they were havin' the fight over the smack....

Macross...we I don't have the time to explain fully right now.....bigger robot...

David Bowie (as any one of him) VS. George Clinton

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Labyrinth Bowie takes Clinton; George takes all other Bowies.

next matchup: Clovie (from Cloverfield) vs. Godzilla

[TheGimp]

after several little crab things attacking godzilla along with clovie itself godzilla finualy has a enough and unleashes its crazy ass fire breath toasting clovie and is lil babies....

next match

Elmo(Sesame Street) vs Freddy Kruger-

[phee]

Elmo is much harder to avoid...

Tashiro Mafune vs. Bruce Lee

[TheGimp]

bruce lee honetly i mean need i say more....bruce fuckin lee

next one

Laura Croft Vs the resident evil chick i dont kow her name

[StormKnight (1)]

Alice...have a thing for redheads that kick my ass

Edward James Olmos vs. Lorne Green?

(adama vs. adama)

[phee]

Alice...have a thing for redheads that kick my ass

Edward James Olmos vs. Lorne Green?

(adama vs. adama)

Edward James Olmos... a bit more range there...

Pie vs Cake

[Msterbeau]

Pie. It has the advantage of being easily thrown... Long distance hits FTW.

Boobs vs. Butts

[Rev.Reverence]

Pie. It has the advantage of being easily thrown... Long distance hits FTW.

Boobs vs. Butts

That could REALLY be it's own thread...

Butts...(I helped)

Jello Biafra(deadkenedys) Vs Andy Dick(comedian)

{what's up wit' this gay on gay violence?}

[TheGimp]

andy dick

City club vs Necto

[Rev.Reverence]

andy dick

City club vs Necto

CC.....DUH.

Chicago VS. DETROIT (in a street fight)

[TheGimp]

really detroit man come on Chicago would be curb stomped

Thongs Vs Boyshorts?

[bean]

Boyshorts

Thongs are so nasty. Boyshorts are cute.

blonde hair or black hair