And the Winner is...

[TheGimp]

black hair...blonde hair is pretty to an extent as long as its not Miss. Marylin Monroe blonde its nice but black hair is just more beautiful i think

Bra or no Bra?

[Simon Bar Sinister]

No bra sometimes; bra most of the time.

Oprah Winfrey vs. Martha Stewart

[pheramoans]

No bra sometimes; bra most of the time.

Oprah Winfrey vs. Martha Stewart

^{Martha, she's done time y0.}

Rozz Williams [Christian Death] vs Billy Corgen [smashing Pumpkins]?

[Guest greyhalo]

^{Martha, she's done time y0.}

Rozz Williams [Christian Death] vs Billy Corgen [smashing Pumpkins]?

Does it matter that Rozz is already dead? If not, then he would win. He was the king of deathrock, whether he wanted to admit it or not.

OK, we need some ladies in the ring:

Siouxsie Sioux or Jarboe

[pheramoans]

^{Siouxsie Sioux, just can't get more badass...}

The newcomer vs the reigning champ:

Eva O vs Siouxsie Sioux???

[Msterbeau]

Siouxsie of course. I was watching her vids on YouTube last night.

Johnny Cash or Johnny Depp?

[Guest greyhalo]

Johnny Cash--no doubt about it.

Johnny Cash or John Lydon

[Msterbeau]

Cash again. Lydon would wilt and whine.

New Jersey Vs. New York

[Guest greyhalo]

Cash again. Lydon would wilt and whine.

New Jersey Vs. New York

New York--no competition.

Michigan vs. Ohio

[Msterbeau]

Michigan. Ohio sucks, plus they're already below us... :-)

Ferrari vs. Lamborghini?

[Guest greyhalo]

Michigan. Ohio sucks, plus they're already below us... :-)

Ferrari vs. Lamborghini?

Ohio does not suck. They're doing better than MI right now in many ways. Their libararies get more funding too.

I don't care much for cars, so someone else can pick the winner. I'm just here to defend Ohio.

[Nightgaunt]

Ferrari and Lamborghini stand around for hours bitch-slapping each other and whining a lot. Finally, some good ol' Detroit rolling iron comes along and cleans both of their clocks.

Invader Zim vs. Johnny Sako's Flying Robot

[TheGimp]

invader zim no doubt he would get grr to drive him crazy

Prick vs Stormknight lol

[Ebolamike]

Oreo cookies VS Hydrox

or

The Keebler Elves VS The Seven Dwarfs

[StormKnight (1)]

The Seven Dwarves. Anyone who has listened to George Carlin's "Toledo Window Box," will know why...lol

Howard Phillips Lovecraft vs. Stephen King

Ferrari vs. Lamborghini?

Ferrari...until the *brass* valve stems on the intake/exhaust wear out and mandate the engine be rebuilt (usually happens around 60,000miles...or so I have heard.)

[TheGimp]

Snow white Vs Beauty(beauty and the beast get it)

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

Beauty win while snow white is more skilled in midget wrestling to have sex with beast you have to be a tough bitch so she the upper hand and wins the match

pluto Vs goofy

[TheGimp]

pluto would kick the shit outta goofy goffys just well fuckin goofy and wouldnt knwo what to do

Ronald McDonald Vs The BurgerKing

[StormKnight (1)]

The Burger Kink...come on man, that mask is fucking creepier that shit.

x-wings vs. starfuries?

[TheGimp]

hmmm i guess id go with x-men

PS3 vs XBox360

[StormKnight (1)]

hmmm i guess id go with x-men

PS3 vs XBox360

*whispers* They are starfighters (Star Wars and Babylon 5)

[Simon Bar Sinister]

hmmm i guess id go with x-men

PS3 vs XBox360

Genesis!

Al Jourgensen vs. Ohgr