Stupid Cupid

[pheramoans]

he's more of a knight than a pimp, or rather, a romantic?

^{What about a Casanova?}

[Riku Namako]

^{What about a Casanova?}

that, my dear, would be me

[TheGimp]

and iam casanovas half retarted cousin Roofie

[Jinonfire]

Im honestly just wanting to hang out with some people, dont know anyone up here and its starting to get to me....anyone near toledo?

[n0Mad]

I still want a cute tiny thing to make my penis happy.

[Rev.Reverence]

I still want a cute tiny thing to make my penis happy.

..& I'm looking...but I can't find a cute, tiny, experienced thing to introduce to you...

...it's like they are ALL just out of their teens...SO...I suggest you just wait 4 years...

[TheGimp]

dude spook phermoans is a cute tiny thing try her

[Raev]

Maybe you can find someone who wants an "arrangement", at least for the time being, one that fits her schedule, too. And then, maybe when your life slows down, it could be something more. I'm crossing my fingers for you.

Heh any suggestions there? lol

[Eevee]

Oh goodness...

[Head Wreck]

i belive perfect does not happen without work and propper regular maintanance (wash those minds out, i'm on about the 5 rules)

[TheGimp]

iam about the 12 step program

[Rev.Reverence]

i belive perfect does not happen without work and propper regular maintanance

(wash those minds out, i'm on about the 5 rules)

I get the first bit of wisdom...GOOD STUFF & TRUE......BUT the parenthetical thought escapes me...what "5 rules"?

[TheGimp]

1. make a sandwich after sex

2. no talking after sex

3. dot touch after sex

4. get me a beer

5. leave

[Rev.Reverence]

1. make a sandwich after sex

2. no talking after sex

3. dot touch after sex

4. get me a beer

5. leave

...& you wonder why you aren't getting laid everyday?

[Msterbeau]

I still want a cute tiny thing to make my penis happy.

Take your savings, fly to Japan, get a job as a Engrish teacher, problem solved. There are a zillion tiny cute things here. The odds are much better that one of them will tolerate you and make your penis happy.

[Rev.Reverence]

Take your savings, fly to Japan, get a job as a Engrish teacher, problem solved. There are a zillion tiny cute things here. The odds are much better that one of them will tolerate you and make your penis happy.

NOW THAT'S A PLAN...

[Guest greyhalo]

NOW THAT'S A PLAN...

I agree. Forget Atlanta, Spook. Go to Japan.

[pheramoans]

dude spook phermoans is a cute tiny thing try her

^{HE-EYYYY. what are you, my pimp?}

[Rev.Reverence]

^{HE-EYYYY. what are you, my pimp?}

gimp=/=pimp

..but they DO rhyme...

*runs*

*trips*

[TheGimp]

...& you wonder why you aren't getting laid everyday?

i was soooooo kidding i have a lot more respect for women then that rev come on now buddy

[pheramoans]

i was soooooo kidding i have a lot more respect for women then that rev come on now buddy

Suuuuure ya were.

[Eevee]

Suuuuure ya were.

[StormKnight (1)]

*still getting used to the armor..full plate is heavy*

*notes he will have to talk to the techies on getting an Exo-suit (from Transformers) vs. armor similar to Iron Man*

[pheramoans]

*still getting used to the armor..full plate is heavy*

*notes he will have to talk to the techies on getting an Exo-suit (from Transformers) vs. armor similar to Iron Man*

^{For some reason I keep thinking of the suit from 'Hancock'.}

Here's the dragon you're supposed to slay -

Edited November 26, 2008 by pheramoans

[TheGimp]

Suuuuure ya were.

i was truly