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Rev.Reverence

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Would you like some kielbasa with that?

:blushing:oK...

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Riku Namako

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sure it would you have a nice ass its perfect to eat sushi off of its nice and round we can fit more on there please halo for the lil flying squirl *puppy eyes* u know u want me and rev and riku to snatch pieces off raw rish f ur rump

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you're on your own with this one XD

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Hey pheramoans, you need to keep your pimp in line. :tongue:

Rev.Reverence Newbie

Rev.Reverence

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you're on your own with this one XD

You know it!

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aequorea

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OMG, you guys are fucking hilarious! this thread just totally made my day.

Rev.Reverence Newbie

Rev.Reverence

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OMG, you guys are fucking hilarious! this thread just totally made my day.

DUAL PURPOSE THREADS?!?!?!?!?! :shock:

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Castle? Princess? Maybe THIS should be your armor then: :whistle:

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um....no, I will take the Batman armor...besides, the cape makes for dramatic entrances...lol

The trouble is, where is a princess that needs saving?

TheGimp Newbie

TheGimp

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oh i see how it is shit gose south and gimp gets hung out to dry and not the fun way either...

Destroit Collaborator

Destroit

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1. make a sandwich after sex

2. no talking after sex

3. dot touch after sex

4. get me a beer

5. leave

OMFG...YES!!!!! WIN!

How the hell are you single, dude? You just described the most awesome after-sex I could ever possibly think of, I try to go by the that particular protocol every time...

Oh wait...there's no pancakes involved....no wonder you don't have a lady. Nevermind then.

I hate cuddling after sex, best thing after sex is to just roll over and go to sleep without saying anything.

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Eevee Newbie

Eevee

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I can never be as manly and awesome as you, Cher.

:cry

Guest greyhalo

Guest greyhalo

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um....no, I will take the Batman armor...besides, the cape makes for dramatic entrances...lol

The trouble is, where is a princess that needs saving?

I think Eevee needs to be saved from Spook's taunting.

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Destroit

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I can never be as manly and awesome as you, Cher.

:cry

I know, few can *struts/flexxxes*

(Totally j/k :laugh:)

Eevee Newbie

Eevee

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I think Eevee needs to be saved from Spook's taunting.

:rofl:

He's such a bully!

Eevee Newbie

Eevee

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I know, few can *struts/flexxxes*

(Totally j/k :laugh:)

lol

You're so cool.

*fawns over Cher*

:wub:

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Destroit

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lol

You're so cool.

*fawns over Cher*

:wub:

WELL...if you'd like to jump start on being manly and cool, I suggest you pick up a book that is called "The Alphabet of Manliness". It is my other bible and I read over it whenever taking a manly dump.

Eevee Newbie

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WELL...if you'd like to jump start on being manly and cool, I suggest you pick up a book that is called "The Alphabet of Manliness". It is my other bible and I read over it whenever taking a manly dump.

lol!

I'll have to look into it.

:laugh:

TheGimp Newbie

TheGimp

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OMFG...YES!!!!! WIN!

How the hell are you single, dude? You just described the most awesome after-sex I could ever possibly think of, I try to go by the that particular protocol every time...

Oh wait...there's no pancakes involved....no wonder you don't have a lady. Nevermind then.

I hate cuddling after sex, best thing after sex is to just roll over and go to sleep without saying anything.

HA bite it every one who bogaurded me after i posted this bite me on my hairless white ass

ah j/k glad u found it funy though cher

Rev.Reverence Newbie

Rev.Reverence

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HA bite it every one who bogaurded me after i posted this bite me on my hairless white ass

ah j/k glad u found it funy though cher

...oK...I gotta' say it...WHAT IS UP WITH YOU & ASSES TODAY?

TheGimp Newbie

TheGimp

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...oK...I gotta' say it...WHAT IS UP WITH YOU & ASSES TODAY?

i dont know :w00t:

Rev.Reverence Newbie

Rev.Reverence

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i dont know :w00t:

:shock:

TheGimp Newbie

TheGimp

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wel iam ganna miss seein u this weekend rev i have no one to drink rum with now or Johnny Walker :ohmy:

Rev.Reverence Newbie

Rev.Reverence

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wel iam ganna miss seein u this weekend rev i have no one to drink rum with now or Johnny Walker :ohmy:

I can't go outside...there is just too much shit right now...

I think I may sojourn to Club in the December...as I haz some intro's to make, if they can make it...

TheGimp Newbie

TheGimp

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I can't go outside...there is just too much shit right now...

I think I may sojourn to Club in the December...as I haz some intro's to make, if they can make it...

iam sorry rev :happy: *big hugs* hope to see you round christmas then miss chillin with ya

Rev.Reverence Newbie

Rev.Reverence

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iam sorry rev :happy: *big hugs* hope to see you round christmas then miss chillin with ya

..awe shit...SHE may go out tonight...& no worries...

I used to just sit alone being a crazy fuck...NOW, I can talkie-talk with other weirdo frieks...

..AHH...th' intra-webs...

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Raev

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..awe shit...SHE may go out tonight...& no worries...

I used to just sit alone being a crazy fuck...NOW, I can talkie-talk with other weirdo frieks...

..AHH...th' intra-webs...

interwebz for teh win.

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