Billy Mays died

[Simon Bar Sinister]

found dead at home this morning. he was 50.

[pomba gira]

Geez, this is not a good month to be a celebrity!

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

I bet his heart exploded.

[n0Mad]

I bet his heart exploded.

lol

TaysteeWonderBunny is over at my house and she said, "They're not going to have a moment of silence at his funeral, are they?"

[Brenda Starrr]

lol

TaysteeWonderBunny is over at my house and she said, "They're not going to have a moment of silence at his funeral, are they?"

Nope. They're going to holler.

Poor guy. What a bad week. What's next? Vince from ShamWow's right eye exploding?

[jynxxxedangel]

The above comments made me chuckle, in spite of myself.

Who's gonna wake me up at four in the morning out of a dead sleep, selling Orange-Glo and Oxi-Clean, now??

Does anyone care to start a pitchman death pool? My cash goes on the "Free Money" guy.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

I hope it's that SlapChop douchebag.

j/k

[Reaper]

I travel fast huh?

[Slogo]

Does anyone care to start a pitchman death pool? My cash goes on the "Free Money" guy.

And bury him in that ridiculous Riddler outfit that he wears.

[bean]

I travel fast huh?

Can ya take a break? Jeez!

[candyman]

That man had an epic beard and a set of pipes that every businessman on a cellphone would die for...

Are you tired of learning a celeb is dead only to find out that others know about it already?!?! Well this new product will fix that in a snap...its the PAPARAZZI SADDLE! Ride these bloodsucking assholes everywhere and never miss a beat!

[jynxxxedangel]

:hrhr: :hrhr: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The above quote needs to go in the "Funny Quotes of DGN" thread. Seriously.

Edited June 29, 2009 by jynxxxedangel

[Slogo]

That man had an epic beard and a set of pipes that every businessman on a cellphone would die for...

Are you tired of learning a celeb is dead only to find out that others know about it already?!?! Well this new product will fix that in a snap...its the PAPARAZZI SADDLE! Ride these bloodsucking assholes everywhere and never miss a beat!

I don't agree with you on much but seriously...

[TitsMcGee]

Seriously this saddens me..I really liked Billy Mays. Not really sure why, but I thought he was a cool dude.

Seriously though we need to start a pool on the next celeb to kick the bucket.

[jynxxxedangel]

Celebrity death pool.

Ten bucks ante, Troy holds the money, and the house (DGN) gets a % off the top (a donation for board costs).

Edited June 29, 2009 by jynxxxedangel

[Slogo]

I wonder when Keith (Richards) is gonna go.

I'm guessing sometime after i do

[Reaper]

I nominate either Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, or Lindsay Lohan because of their drinking/sexuality binges and because natures revenge is a bitch. Most likely it would be Lohan.

[candyman]

I wonder when Keith (Richards) is gonna go.

I'm guessing sometime after i do

Keith already went...heis just pickled with all the things he has done over the years...

I am going to put my money on the fat dude from Malcom in the Middle...

[ttogreh]

My money is on the person that was in the thing that both of us are familiar with.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

you're betting on your dad?!

*runs*

[Rev.Reverence]

We prayed..

..he was Junior Goat's favorite pitcher..we loved him too...though we do think that Vince is super

[TitsMcGee]

We prayed..

..he was Junior Goat's favorite pitcher..we loved him too...though we do think that Vince is super

Didn't he get his ass kicked by a hooker?

[phee]

Okay so wait.... I get it.... David Caredine was having sex with Michael Jackson when Billy Mays walked in and sold them some stuff from TV, then Farrah Faucet killed Kennedy in... wait... um...

[phee]

Okay so wait.... I get it.... David Caredine was having sex with Michael Jackson when Billy Mays walked in and sold them some stuff from TV, then Farrah Faucet killed Kennedy in... wait... um...

Then Ed McMann got a ticket on the Titanic... I think

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

So, it turns out.. his heart exploded....