Billy Mays died

[Homicidalheathen]

he reminded me of Bob Villa on Home Improvement.

[Rev.Reverence]

Didn't he get his ass kicked by a hooker?

....I heard something about that...I thought he was arrested for beating up a hooker.

...does not mean he is not hillarious just means we have less in common...

.....we still both like them Germans...they make good stuff!

[candyman]

Now that he is dead it is now time for non-famous people like me to grow a beard, increase the dosage of coke, and start selling shit on TV with cocaine induced crazy eyes and frantic movements...hell I can even beat up a hooker or two if thats what it takes now...

[Homicidalheathen]

I always thought he was on something too. No one is THAT excited about soap.

Now that he is dead it is now time for non-famous people like me to grow a beard, increase the dosage of coke, and start selling shit on TV with cocaine induced crazy eyes and frantic movements...hell I can even beat up a hooker or two if thats what it takes now...

[Rev.Reverence]

...I wonder what the show he just started is going to do, "Pitchmen"...

Oh...I guess they are giving him all day on Wednesday...

Discovery Channel is devoting its airwaves to the legendary pitchman Billy Mays this Wednesday, July 1. A PITCHMEN marathon airs from 11 a.m. through 10 p.m. ET/PT culminating in the never-before-seen season finale at 10 p.m.

[jynxxxedangel]

I always thought he was on something too. No one is THAT excited about soap.

Looks like y'all were right, after all..

Cocaine killed Billy Mays

[Slogo]

Now I know why someone is screaming at me at 2AM

[jynxxxedangel]

Now I know why someone is screaming at me at 2AM

He must not have been too bad of an addict..or he would have been peeking through a hole in a curtain, and whispering.

[Lord.Israel.Datchery]

I hope it's that SlapChop douchebag.

j/k

HEY! DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT VINCE OK I KNOW HIM PERSONALLY AND I GOTTA HONESTLY SAY I OWN TWO SLAP CHOPS BUT NO HOMO I LOVE THAT GUYS NUTS!!! j/k but yeah that was random lol

He must not have been too bad of an addict..or he would have been peeking through a hole in a curtain, and whispering.

According to CNN and other Credible news sources they said in his autopsy report they found High amounts of cocaine in his system. well.....like Rick James said cocaine is a hell of a drug. truly maybe he took a line before every infomercial.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

^ long time no see - welcome back

[Brenda Starrr]

Wow...who dug this dead thread up again??

*snort*

[Slogo]

I wonder if he used the slap chop to cut it

[ttogreh]

Poor Billy Mays. He had no logical reason for his incredible success. He really didn't. For every Billy Mays, there is a literally an entire industry of people that are a fraction of his success that are just as talented as he is.

So... he felt trapped by his apparent illogical success. He couldn't modify any aspect of it, because he had no bloody idea why it worked.

So, when he didn't feel up enough, he had to get up.

Success is a hell of a drug.

[brandywine0880]

Yeah, so I made the comment on my facebook that no wonder Billy Mays was always screaming at me...he was high on coke. And a few friends made funny little remarks about it. Except this one douche-bag, dickface from high school I haven't seen in 11 years says, "It's no one's business what he did. He's dead. Let it be" I was so pissed! So my other buddy wrote, "I always do a big bump of oxy clean before a drug test, cleans out my system" hahahaha Well...I just felt like sharing. Hey can someone please tell me how to get my pic up beside my posts? Like everyone else has them. I'm not so good with that stuff.

[Tacohitts]

What kills me I still see ads of him selling "Fix a Scratch,and Oxi Clean,or maybe its his ghost

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Hey can someone please tell me how to get my pic up beside my posts? Like everyone else has them. I'm not so good with that stuff.

I get to help!

1) go to your profile page

2) click on "edit my profile" box on right side of screen

4) click on "change my avatar"

5) scroll down; you'll see where you can upload a photo from your computer or enter a URL