Laws of Attraction

[TomCat]

The pisser about attraction is, if it isn't mutual, it's wasted effort. A saying I have coined, you'll all love it:

A tom turkey can strut all it wants to for a sheep. That sheep will never fuck that turkey. :doh

I'm trying hard not to be a turkey. You should too. Don't be a turkey kids, this has been a public service announcement from your Uncle Tomcat. =)

[Msterbeau]

The pisser about attraction is, if it isn't mutual, it's wasted effort.  A saying I have coined, you'll all love it:

  A tom turkey can strut all it wants to for a sheep.  That sheep will never fuck that turkey. :doh

I'm trying hard not to be a turkey.  You should too.  Don't be a turkey kids, this has been a public service announcement from your Uncle Tomcat. =)

There's no wasted effort in letting someone know you find them attractive. You may not get laid or a relationship out of it... but you may make them smile... That's worthwhile in my book.

Of course if she's a snobby biotch then feel free to put a curse on her..

[Brenda Starrr]

:blink

[SomeDanGuy]

I'm going to train a sheep to be a turkey-fucker to give the world hope

[TomCat]

I'm going to train a sheep to be a turkey-fucker to give the world hope

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Hell, I've been trying a similar concept within the species for years. Women just don't appreciate the fact that it took 4 years, 976 ice cream cones, and 2,400 tootsie-pops to master the "Tonguing of the Chinese Alphabet." :whistling

[TomCat]

By the way, for those of you old enough to remember the commercial.....it takes 526 licks, on the average, to reach the center of a tootsie-pop.

[Msterbeau]

By the way, for those of you old enough to remember the commercial.....it takes 526 licks, on the average, to reach the center of a tootsie-pop.

For Tom's next trick... he will find out how many licks it takes to get Brenda to.......

:grin :grin :grin

[soothsayer]

Can I make a guess?

[TomCat]

For Tom's next trick... he will find out how many licks it takes to get Brenda to....... 

:grin  :grin  :grin

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Pshhhh....hardly, first: I'm on strike. Second: she's a happily married woman. Thirdl: My tongue only reaches my eyebrows, not Baltimore, MD.

[Msterbeau]

Pshhhh....hardly, first: I'm on strike.  Second: she's a happily married woman.  Thirdl: My tongue only reaches my eyebrows, not Baltimore, MD.

Excuses excuses...

[TomCat]

Excuses excuses...

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principles...morals...and reality. Not excuses, just how I came wired.

[Sybil]

I'm going to train a sheep to be a turkey-fucker to give the world hope

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:laughing :laughing :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot:

AAAAAAAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm a sheep who just loves turkeys with Tootsie Pops

[TomCat]

Too bad I'm not a practitioner of beastiality involving poultry or other barnyard animals destined with sweet teeth (or beaks) :laughing

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm not into small peckers.

[TomCat]

Good thing...how about large talons?

[Brenda Starrr]

I love a good back scratch

[TomCat]

I used to do that kind of thing...used to

[Brenda Starrr]

If I had an itch, would you scratch it?

[TomCat]

depends...I may still be on strike

[JaneDead]

jive turkey

[Steven]

...WAIT A MINUTE!!!! I thought Mr. Owl licked it three times and then just bit down..... (reminds me of someone I once knew....)

Steven

[Brenda Starrr]

He did! Lucky for Wayne, I'm much more patient.

[Guest MsMaldoror]

You could be a turkey in sheep's clothing...

The pisser about attraction is, if it isn't mutual, it's wasted effort.  A saying I have coined, you'll all love it:

  A tom turkey can strut all it wants to for a sheep.  That sheep will never fuck that turkey. :doh

I'm trying hard not to be a turkey.  You should too.  Don't be a turkey kids, this has been a public service announcement from your Uncle Tomcat. =)

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[JaneDead]

<-- anyone really wants to know just ask me. i live there after all.

(the center of a tootsie roll pop that is)