Laws of Attraction

[Marblez]

The pisser about attraction is, if it isn't mutual, it's wasted effort.  A saying I have coined, you'll all love it:

  A tom turkey can strut all it wants to for a sheep.  That sheep will never fuck that turkey. :doh

I'm trying hard not to be a turkey.  You should too.  Don't be a turkey kids, this has been a public service announcement from your Uncle Tomcat. =)

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What if the freaky lil sheep just happens to be into turkeys?

[Guest Megalicious]

LOL!!!!

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Just never get a sheep from behind, you miss out on all the kissin.

[torn asunder]

anyone know the laws of repulsion? i think i was convicted when i wasn't looking... :doh :whistling

[TomCat]

What if the freaky lil sheep just happens to be into turkeys?

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They aren't

Just never get a sheep from behind, you miss out on all the kissin.

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Thay have halitosis

anyone know the laws of repulsion? i think i was convicted when i wasn't looking...  :doh    :whistling

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Me too. :doh I'm serving back to back life sentences for being obscenely ugly in public as a repeat offender.

[Marblez]

I happen to think that I gots me wonderful sheep. I realize that I am no Tom Turkey, but .. well.. baaaaaaa!!