Would You Rather

[phee]

The latte please

Would you rather be murdered or be hit by a meteor?

[Vater Araignee]

hit by a meteor

Would you rather be ground up or blown up?

[phee]

Blown up

Would you rather be buried or cremated?

[Vater Araignee]

buried.

Would you rather turn left or turn right?

[phee]

Turn Left

Would you rather die laughing or get hit by a meteor?

[Vater Araignee]

meteor

Would you rather go down on E.T. or A.L.F.

[phee]

E.T. ...good one

Would you rather have a shake, or get hit by a meteor?

[Vater Araignee]

Master shake is a moron so none of his family give me the meteor.

Would you rather be Fryloc or Meatwad

[phee]

Meatwad...

Would you rather travel or get hit by a meteor?

[Vater Araignee]

Travel

Would you rather pimp out hoes or hoe out pimps

[phee]

Pimp out hoes

Would you rather have a house in the Philipeans or get hit by a Meteor?

[Brenda Starrr]

Have a house in the Phillipines

Would you rather kick my ex husband's ass or get hit by a meteor?

[phee]

Kick ass...

Would you rather have sex with a polar bear or get hit by a meteor?

[Brenda Starrr]

Today, I would like to get hit by a meateor.

Would you rather fall into the Black Hole or spend eternity in the fiery pits of Hell?

[phee]

Oh easy black hole

Would you rather spell meteor m-e-t-e-o-r or the way you spelled it "m-e-a-t-e-o-r"?

[Paper Hearts]

for now, meat-eor.

did you see that coming?

[phee]

Yes...

Would you rather raise one of the old ones or be conquered by an alien race?

[Paper Hearts]

old people are really annoying and most of us deserve to be conquered...about 50% of people would probably even enjoy it, so...let's go with aliens.

Ever did something really stupid?

[phee]

Not to be a jerk or something but.... isn't this the "Would You Rather" thread?

[Paper Hearts]

Yep.

I guess I'm the stupid one.

would you rather this was the 'get to know you' thread?

[phee]

...sometimes...

Would you rather me try to be more polite in the future?

[Paper Hearts]

No. that was a very acceptable level of asshole.

what about me?

[phee]

Yer fine

would you rather be more popular or filled with lima beans?

[Paper Hearts]

more popular.

Would you rather have one leg or one arm?

[phee]

I would rather have one leg...

Would you rather have a dell or a pumpkin?