Would You Rather

[Kit Kat P]

good looking, you can always learn to be kind but you can never learn to be good looking

would you rather be rich in money or happiness?

[phee]

No difference... OK I know there is, but ya know.

Would you rather be sexy or mysterious?

[The Void]

mysterious, since it'll be a mystery if I'm really sexy. But, uh, I am sexy and mysterious in person if I do say so myself.

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If you had to- Alpo or Fancy Feast?

[unchaste]

Fancy Feast. At least it's semi-gourmet.

Lose a limb or be paralyzed?

[EvilEve]

lose a limb.

be stuck in some kind of parallel universe being a chronic masturbater watching your non-favorite porn and not getting off, or have the world blow up and be the only surviver, and have sex with the first thing you see?

[bean]

I'll go with the first one.

stick your head up a cow's ass or have a cat stick their head up your ass*?

*no animals were harmed in the making of this question.

[EvilEve]

umm... i'll take the co-OWW ass for 300.

do or don't?

[Msterbeau]

do.

lap-dance or back massage?

[phee]

I DONT LIKE BEING TOUCHED!!!!

Chicken Salad or leather?

[the eternal]

Leather, definitely leather

"dance, dance, dance, dance to the radio"

or

"dancing with yourself, uh-uh-uh-oh"

[unchaste]

I'll dance with myself.....or a close, personal friend.

Have your feet tickled for 30 straight minutes or sneeze 17 times in a row?

[phee]

I'll dance with myself.....or a close, personal friend.

Have your feet tickled for 30 straight minutes or sneeze 17 times in a row?

17 times the sneeze

Would you rather pay up or pay down?

[EvilEve]

pay down.

ant farm, or sea monkeys?

[phee]

sea monkeys!!!!

Raped by a polar bear or a homeless toothless stinky person?

[bean]

Polar bear.

be trapped in a trash compactor or be stuck in a cage with a rabid squirrel?

[Kit Kat P]

rabid squirrel, I'd like to think I could beat it

be poor and smart, or rich and stupid

[Slept with ghost]

poor and smart

sadly im poor and stupid

would your rather pour salt in your eye or lemon juice?

[Vater Araignee]

lemon juice less chance of scratching

would your rather eat a cow pie or a road apple?

[Msterbeau]

Either. .. as long as I can put condiments on it.

Would you rather try to survive Katrina or get sent to Iraq?

[EvilEve]

try to survive Katrina... nothing beats Mother Nature.

see spots, or stripes?

[phee]

Spots

Migrane or yourgrane?

[Kit Kat P]

Migrane

die young w/ a great life, or old w/ a nothing life

[Msterbeau]

Yours. I hate migranes.

Would you rather be by yourself in a hot sportscar or with a hot member of the opposite sex in a slimy, dirty old pickup?

[phee]

Hot member of opposite sex in a Truck

Would you rather eat Grabbitz or Grubbitz?

[EvilEve]

umm... grabbitz...

lose an eye, or lose your toes?