Would You Rather

[Msterbeau]

Toe.

Would you rather Fuck or Fornicate.

[phee]

Fuck.... it sounds less sciency

Would you rather see Skinny Puppy or The largest urban bat population in the U.S.?

[unchaste]

Skinny Puppy....I like music more than mamimals.

Eat a live bug or a rotten peach?

[Msterbeau]

peach.

Are you in a quandry or a cunundrum? (sp?)

[Mikielikesit]

Oh a quandry...

Would you rather be sucked dry by mesquitos or die of thirst?

[Msterbeau]

mEsquitos? Do they have an extra savory flavor to them? I'll take those.

Would you rather be on page 25 of this thread or page 26?

[phee]

25 it has more potential

Would you rather go at light speed or dark speed?

[Msterbeau]

This being a goth site... I'll go with dark.

Do you like new games?

[Mikielikesit]

Oh yes I love games.......but aren't you suppose to phrase it in "would you rather" type of thing......play right or don't play at all......

Would you rather be told what to do or just figure it out on your own?

[phee]

On his own....

Would you rather be confused or defused?

[unchaste]

Defused...I hate not knowing what's going on

Rather be a midget or a giant?

[Msterbeau]

Midget. Good things come in small packages.

Would you rather I played incorrectly or not at all?

[EvilEve]

incorrectly...

golf with an eyeball, or play football with a real foot?

[Mikielikesit]

golf with in eyeball

Would you rather be taken or given away?

[Kit Kat P]

Taken ~ there's always hope to go back to your home that way

Would yourather be the one possed of the parent of?

[Msterbeau]

Um... I really don't know.

Would you rather be unable to type or unable to spell?

[Mikielikesit]

If it weren't for spell cheq you wooden't be abell 2 undeer stan me at tall......so i guess that means unable to spell

Would you rather be pissed off or pissed on?

[bean]

Pissed off.

rather chop your nose off or sew your foot to your ass?

[Mikielikesit]

foot sewed to my ass thank you

Would you rather have a sore throat or a sore ass?

[bean]

Sore ass.

Be spanked with a porcupine or have your eyes scooped out with a mellon baller?

[Mikielikesit]

oh to be spanked with a porcupine.....

Would you rather get off or get on?

[bean]

Get off.

Get it on or have your toes sewn together?

[Msterbeau]

I always wanted webbed feet.

Would you rather swim in a pool of jello with your favorite drink or spend the evening in a hot tub with your favorite person?

[phee]

Hot tub with person!!!

Would you rather watch a Bruce Campbell movie marathon or watch a lot of porn over time?

[The_Dark]

BRUCE!!!!

Bleed to death or Freeze to death?