Would You Rather

[Paper Hearts]

think of all the pumpkins you could buy if you took the Dell and sold it...

would you rather go to a church or go to a beach or stay at home?

[Mikielikesit]

Oh to the beach and don't forget your towel

would you rather know the answer or know the question?

[paradox]

the question

rather have yer heart torn out physically or emotionally?

[bean]

Physically.

Would you rather have your lip torn off with a fish hook or have you tongue cut off?

[paradox]

fish hook to the lip.

would you rather watch this? or spoon out yer eyeballs?

[Mikielikesit]

i could not get "this to download" so i'm gonna take a chance and say this

Would you rather help a friend or spend that night with a stranger?

[Vater Araignee]

friend if I spend that night with a stranger my friend would devorce me.

Would you rather do thing 1 or thing 2?

[Mikielikesit]

thing 1 of course

would you rather help a friend get her bra off or her pants?

[bean]

That's a hard one...boobies or the naughty fun parts?...hmmm...pants.

Would you rather get run over by a steam roller covered in dog shit or get run over with a steam roller covered in barbed wire?

[soothsayer]

That depends on which end they start rolling on. :blink

Would you rather eat moldie food or vomit?

[bean]

Moldy food.

Would you rather shove a rusty sword down your throat or sew your nostrils shut with a rusty sewing needle?

[Mikielikesit]

The rusty sword.

Would you rather be tickled to death with a feather or with finger tips?

[float]

fingers

Ketchup or Catsup?

[Homicidalheathen]

I am vegan so I would have to go with Ketchup....no catsauce for me.

Day or night?

fingers

Ketchup or Catsup?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

[Vater Araignee]

Night

Rather be human or humane?

[float]

human

have to eat a spoonful of shit or vomit

[bean]

Vomit.

Would you rather have someone shit in your mouth or cut your genitals off?

[float]

Shit in my mouth

Break both your kness, beyond repair, with a ballpeen hammer or chop off your own hand with a meat cleaver?

[bean]

Chop off my hand with a meat cleaver.

Would you rather get robbed by crack heads or drink yourself into a coma?

[Mikielikesit]

Oh the crackheads you can always get more stuff but you may not come out of the coma.

Would you rather quit drinking or breathing?

[bean]

Drinking.

Would you rather help out a friend or beat up your enemy?

[Mikielikesit]

I would rather help out a friend and if that involved beating up an enemy all that much better.

Would you rather think you are loved or know that you are hated?

[Soulrev]

I would rather help out a friend and if that involved beating up an enemy all that much better.

Would you rather think you are loved or know that you are hated?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I would definitely prefer knowing that I am hated.. Not knowing for sure if you are loved is the worst feeling I've ever had. It still haunts me. It closes out other feelings and soon you don't feel at all. No feelings what-so-ever..

For the past month or so, Combichrist's "without emotions" is the perfect song to describe me.

"without emotions.. without feelings.. without love.. without hate.. breath is just a clock.. ticking.. ticking.."

Anyway.

Would you rather be pissed off or pissed on?

[Mikielikesit]

It all depends on who is doing the pissing.............

Would you rather be the pisser or the pissie?

[Vater Araignee]

Pisser

Would you rather eat a cat or eat a pussy?