Would You Rather

[Vater Araignee]

Roth IRA

Would you rather drink a lava lamp or a glitter lamp?

[phee]

Lava lamp... mmmm wax

Would you rather drink or eat?

[Vater Araignee]

Drink. no more shitting.

WYR: hamboger or snotdog?

[phee]

Hamboger

Would you rather have dry yet chewy, or moist yet crunchy?

[Msterbeau]

Dry and chewy.

Would you rather read forward or backwards sentence a write?

[phee]

Depends on what you mean

Would you rather own a helicoptor or a yact?

[CheezIts]

Helicopter.

Would you rather be a robot or own a robot?

Depends on what you mean

Would you rather own a helicoptor or a yact?

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[Kit Kat P]

own a robote

would you rather adopt or find out that while trying to adopt that a living will states you as the godparents of some distant relatives?

[phee]

Distant relatives... because I am a greedy bitch.

Would you rather be an Amberite or a Chaosian?

[bean]

Chaosian.

Would you rather be superglued to Kathy Lee Gifford or Tammy Faye Baker?

[Vater Araignee]

Tammy, of course I would give her a heart attack. Kathy is just a whiny bitch and I'd strangle her.

WYR be diped in a vat of black ink or a vat of bleach?

[bean]

Black Ink.

Rather have maggots trapped in your hair or be forced to dye your hair cotton candy pink?

[Vater Araignee]

DON'T FUCKING SAY THE M WORD....

...or would you rather I run away?

[Mikielikesit]

Don't run away I won't hurt you....much

Would you rather have a conversation with GOD OR SATAN?

[bean]

Satan... (Sorry about the M thing Vater!)

Would you rather dip your hands in hydrochloric acid or have slivers under every finger nail?

[Mizstomp]

Slivers under every finger nail.

would you rather have no arms or no legs?

[bean]

No legs.

Rather be stuck in a swarm of bees or fall in a silo filled with cow poo?

[EvilEve]

i'll take cow poo for $300...

would you rather watch the same tv show or listen to the same song continuously for the next 10yrs.?

[soothsayer]

TV show.

Would you rather have one great friend or five not so great friends?

[Msterbeau]

One great one.

Would you rather have a lot of stuff to do a work or a mountain of cleaning at home?

[bean]

Mountain of stuff at work.

Rather eat a box of matches of lick the inside of a chimney that hasn't been cleaned in 10 years?

[Mikielikesit]

matches please

would you rather lay on a bed of broken glass or have a thousand paper cuts?

[bean]

Broken glass.

Be set on fire or be eaten alive by rats?

[Msterbeau]

Set on fire.

Would you rather celebrate Brenda's birthday by spanking her or burying her face in cake?

[phee]

Face cake!!!

Would you rather shoot pool or shoot stool