Would You Rather

[Msterbeau]

I'm thinking pool. But only if I can have a drink or two.

Would you rather celebrate Brenda's birthday or her period?

[Mikielikesit]

Ah her birthday

would you rather go to detroit or leave detroit?

[Vater Araignee]

go to

WYR live in or out of detroit.

[bean]

Out.

Rather be stuck in a sewer for life or be stuck in a chicken coop for life?

[Vater Araignee]

Less M words in the coop.

WYR read the metallic muse or have one fall on you?

[bean]

Read it.

Rather be trapped in a trash compactor or be buried alive in dump?

[Mikielikesit]

buried alive in the dump

Would you rather rule the galaxy or save it from destruction?

[bean]

Save it.

WYR Lead or follow?

[phee]

Lead... but I am not too good at it.

WYR Camp in the woods or stay in a hotel?

[Guest Game of Chance]

Stay in a hotel.

WYR have a headache or stub your toe?

[phee]

Stub the toe

Would you rather have lunch or dinner?

[honeymustard02]

Dinner...can't sleep on an empty belly.

Would you rather masturbate with toothpaste or motor oil?

[phee]

Toothpaste... so if I get head afterwards, they will be hijenick

WYR have a dog or a cat?

[EatAjaxAndDie]

A cat, they rule!

WYR be beaten by a group of chanting monks or be forced to listen to showtunes sung by Geddy Lee all day?

[Mikielikesit]

I kinda like Geedy Lee, even him singing show tunes

Would you rather fly in a plane or a balloon?

[phee]

Plane

Would you rather blow or suck?

[Mikielikesit]

Suck

Would you rather swallow or spit?

[phee]

Swallow cuz hey it's protien

Would you rather have a pet bear or a pet shark?

[Mikielikesit]

A pet bear cuz they require less special treatment cause i'm a busy busy man.

Would you rather have dinner with the president or the pope?

[phee]

The PResident... I won't tell you why

Would you rather have chaos or control?

[bean]

Chaos.

WYR be licked by a dog after it ate poop or be licked by a lion after it ate an antelope?

[Mikielikesit]

Oh licked by a lion

Would you rather be or not?

[bean]

Be.

WYR get sucked up in a tornado or be sucked off by a hooker who has leprosy and has m's crawling all over her?

[phee]

Tornado... that way my friends can be on the News describing what it sounded like.

WYR Have egg salad or chicken salad?

[JaneDead]

egg salad

would you rather pee your pants or laugh til boogers came out of your nose?