Would You Rather

[phee]

Boogers... I can claim I have a cold...

Would you rather have a flu shot or a bagel?

[JaneDead]

wow that one is tough, i will have to go with bagel.

would you rather listen to music you hate or watch something you hate?

[phee]

Watch something... cuz it is easier to make fun of it...

WYR have snow or cocaine

[JaneDead]

how about neither.

would you rather have it be only one season all year long or have 4 seasons with 2 of them being really harsh? i guess that means live in michigan?

[phee]

I like seasons...

WYR have a frog in your throut or a porcupine stuck to your face?

[JaneDead]

i guess the porcupine on my face. a frog in my throat i think would make it hard for breathing, swallowing, talking, all that fun stuff.

would you rather have to drink something every 15 minutes or yell out something every 15 minutes?

[phee]

Yell...

Would you rather have sex with Robert Plant or George Carlin?

[JaneDead]

would you rather have to never sleep again or never eat again but you would still be able to live without having to do it?

oops i messed that one up :laughing

[Msterbeau]

would you rather have to never sleep again or never eat again but you would still be able to live without having to do it?

oops i messed that one up  :laughing

Sleep is for the dead. Then again, If I don't eat, I stay thin right?

Would you rather be indecisive or a dictator?

[DarkenedCharm]

A dictator.

I think

Maybe indecisive.

Nahhh...Being indecisive is just so difficult.

But then...So is being a dictator.

I think

Hell, I dunno

Indecisive.

I guess.

Would you rather eat worms, or sniff a cat's butt?

[Mikielikesit]

Eat worms

Would you rather eat glass or crap fire?

[bean]

Crap fire.

WYR be stuck in a coffin with a rotting corpse or be stuck in a drawer in a morgue?

[Msterbeau]

The drawer. At least I get it to myself.

Would you rather buy breakfast from a snack truck or McDonalds?

[Mikielikesit]

A snack truck............aka the gut bucket

Would you rather be the doer or the doee?

[Vater Araignee]

The doer.

I'll doer hard. I'll doer fast. I'll doooooooooooo. NO NOT AGAIN!!!

WYR a quicky or a longey?

[Mikielikesit]

I'll do as long as i can lasty.....

Would you rather be thought of fondly or thought of funny?

[bean]

Funny.

WYR be strapped to a rocket heading towards the sun or for forced to lick the pussy of a crack whore?

[EvilEve]

i'll take the rocket to the sun...

be covered in fleas, or be covered in misquitos?

[bean]

Fleas

Be stuck in a tub full of blood or a tub full of vomit?

[EvilEve]

umm...er... well, i'd choose... blood...vomit makes me wanna

be eaten by wolves, or by cannibalistic clowns?

[Msterbeau]

Clowns. At least I'd be laughing when I got eaten.

WYR be celibate or raped by a hoard from the opposite sex?

[bean]

Raped. I tried celibacy.

WYR be buried alive or be burned alive?

[EvilEve]

...can't i choose cake...?

i guess it boils down to dying quickly, or slowly. then again, it could be a slow agonizing death either way...

i'd say burned alive...

WYR have tons of cats roaming your house, or tons of little dogs roaming your house?

[Vater Araignee]

Cats taste better. Puppies make more noise when you torture them. Hard decision, so I'll go with my guts, torture wont keep you alive.

WYR stomp a baby bat or try to keep it alive there by prolonging its misery?

[Homicidalheathen]

STOMP THE SHIT OUT OF IT

Die alone in the desert or surrounded by people you dont know on the subway?