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Has a lock of Aslan's mane.

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Is changing his name to Urashima Keitaro.

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Dreams of eating more Sushi than SK.

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Has the ability to unsee that which is seen.

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Is trying to do a hair weave with the lock of Aslan's mane.

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stole a part of the mane

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Is a dairy farmer in Maine on the side.

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helps me milk cows on Tuesday mornings

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Doesn't want you to know what he gets up to in the barn alone with the cows.

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Caught it all on video.

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Keeps her intergalactic star destroyer in a barn.

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Lives in the same barn.

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Takes trips with me in my transmogrifier.

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Kidnapped Santa and replaced him with a tree.

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goes to church on sunday and sings "Shout at the Devil" just to see if anyone is paying attention.

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Goes to church with me on sundays and throws poo at people.

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has 3 wooden legs

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Is clean shaven and smooth like a baby's bottom.

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is a skinny goth chick who is dating ogre

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is a skinny goth chick who is dating ogre

HEY!

All of that is true except the skinny part.

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Aspires to be Eternal. Wait... That's not made up either. :p

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Never ever wants to photograph Kate Gosselin.

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never gone up against the Sudenese Fire Squad.

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Dropped a patient's heart on the floor and kicked it under the table hoping no one would notice.

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Is developing a new alternative fuel using peanut butter.

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