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is developing a car that can run on pork rinds.

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Got stranded when he ate all the pork rinds.

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Takes naked self portraits and sends them to gay Catholic priests.

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Uses his e-mail to send them.

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Takes naked self portraits and sends them to gay Catholic priests.

ROTFLMAO!

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dressed up as a cow in a barn so i could milk her utters

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Thought that was me in a cow suit, but it was really StormKnight.

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Has crazed fantasies of knights in cow costumes

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Has dirty fantasies about cows.

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is the cow in his dirty fantasies

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Sends letters to Penthouse about his cow fantasies.

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works for penthouse and publishes said letters

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Most frequent submitter to Penthouse

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Poses for Penthouse.

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is the editor for penthouse.

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ROTFLMAO!

I thought that'd go over well. :p

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COTN - Rents his pickup to Penthouse for photo shoots.

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rents my pick up truck to haul his photography gear to the penthouse photo shoot(s) that he was just hired to do.

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Occasionally urinates outside just to "still feel in tune with nature"

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...he is MADE of dust from Mars...

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Has transcribed the entirety of Paradise Lost on his bedroom wall...in Latin with goat's blood.

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Throws hardened play dough at mall security.

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once photographed the very fabric of space and time... but traded it for a snickers

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Threw his underware at Lucia during KMFDM's last Detroit show.

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Didn't have underwear to throw at Lucia, so he threw his socks instead.

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chose not to donate her underwear to be thrown.

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