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3000 uncircumcised howler monkeys once resided in one of his dreads.

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Is the reincarnation of the first of said howler monkeys...

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Plans on joining the Agnostic League of America

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May be spending some time tied up in my closet soon :p

Oooh! Can I watch? :yes

Used to be a Nascar driver.

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Has the hots for actor Dabney Coleman.

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Has the hots for Gary Coleman.

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has Gary Colemen locked up in her closet

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Is locked in my closet with Gary Coleman.

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Is, in fact, J.R. "Bob" Dodds of the Church of the Subgenius.

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Is, in fact, J.R. "Bob" Dodds of the Church of the Subgenius.

Shh... Don't tell anyone!

Sent me his $30.

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Takes donations for "special" services rendered in the name of Cthulhu.

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Likes to walk around thier place in only a pink feathered bowa. :wink

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Likes to make videos of Marc in his pink feather boa to put on youporn.

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Likes to watch the videos. :wink

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Gives me half the proceeds from the sale of the videos in M&M's.

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Holds kinky photoshoots involving M&M Premiums

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Uses a periscope from the Nautilus to view said kinky photoshoots.

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Ends up with a black eye ring form the periscope.

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Has super huge mammarys...

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Wishes he could see my non existent "super huge mammarys"

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Has an arsenal of carrot weapons.

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Is secretly lacking significant slack.

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Has a secret stash of High School Musical memorbilia.

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hates men who wear make-up

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likes men who wear make-up

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