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Never went grocery shopping in a home improvement store located in a foreign country, that no one has ever heard of before.

WTF is a grocery store.

Hunts Mootees, which are a rare species of cow, which hang upside down from trees and only come down at night to graze. They apparently evolved this way to avoid being tipped.

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Was a pre-show fluffer for Menudo

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Was a pre-show fluffer for Menudo

Shhh, it says MAKE SOMETHING UP. Not let out all my secrets. Sheesh! :spank:laugh:

Is determined to find El Dorado and has stolen Menace of the Underdark.

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Shhh, it says MAKE SOMETHING UP. Not let out all my secrets. Sheesh! :spank:laugh:

Is determined to find El Dorado and has stolen Menace of the Underdark.

I find El Dorado in almost every game of Civ 5 I play.

Is actually a gestalt personality formed from the lost hope and dreams of young catholic choir boys.

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I find El Dorado in almost every game of Civ 5 I play.

Is actually a gestalt personality formed from the lost hope and dreams of young catholic choir boys.

Again with the truth telling i swear!!! My non-existent minions aren't supposed to know all this.. :fear: :fear: :fear:

(Been awhile but I put in a silly amount of hours on Civ V until recently.)

Is a Succubus sent to steal all the secrets and then reveal them!

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Spends every Friday night receiving butterscotch enemas.

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It is so his rimmers come back for seconds :D

Instead of a teddybear, sleeps and cuddles with a sack of dead squirrels.

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Wants to throw a piano onto the moon, then fly the muppets up there to play it.

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Thinks he was a rutabaga in a previous life.

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Was the person who came up with Irish Springs slogan "and a clean fresh scent"

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Was used as the model for an attempted run at a line of anatomically correct Ken dolls. Not because he was a perfect specimen, but because it saved resizing the molds.

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Never played croquet with the geico gecko, on the south side of North Pismo Beach, Arkansas.

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Has evidence that Nik Fiend and Alice Cooper secretly met in the 1980's and drunkenly came up with the original Crow idea.

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Needs a red light. (well thats not really made up unless you already have one, since everyone needs one.)
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Is down with OPP

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Likes this emoticon :spank

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Wants to smack a bitch. Lmao

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looks the same standing normally or walking on her hands

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looks the same standing normally or walking on her hands

Is bigger on the inside

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secretly killed Bin Ladien.

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Tried to kill himself to get the insurance money.

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tried to kill Gimp in a double-cross involving the insurance money

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Once tried to go "UP" the Niagra falls in a barrel.

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Once tried to go "UP" the Niagra falls in a barrel.

went to niagra falls to meet the guy who went up in a barrel ;)

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