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Once studied for a pregnancy test

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Discovered it was not the air velocity of the unladen swallow that was important but knowing whether it was african or european..... ;p

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Made the mistake of saying her favorite color was blue when it was really yellow.

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he is a poor boy, he needs no sympathy

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Drowned Hello Kitty in her bathtub.

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Drowned Hello Kitty in her bathtub.

and damn proud too ;)

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blew his top when he met Jane Russell :drool

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blew his top when he met Jane Russell :drool

Helped put me back together after my top blew off

*and I agree "old school women from the 1920's-1950's" oooooh boy

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Helped put me back together after my top blew off

*and I agree "old school women from the 1920's-1950's" oooooh boy

:doc:

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drove 106 miles to chicago.....

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Picked her up on my way to Chicago.

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Bought used underwear on ebay.

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Found out first hand that Lady Gaga is really a man

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Used to date Richard Simmons.

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birthed richard simmons

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Has a collection of dead puppies.

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Is the one that sold me said used underwear from Ebay

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has a collection of used underwear bought on ebay ;)

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Collection of said underwear was owned by the one above me!

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Wears the used underwear he bought on ebay.

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washes the used underwear for me

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Takes pictures of me in the underwear.

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is camera shy =P

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Is not sarcastic in the least bit.

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Is a Martian in disguise, sent here to probe human anuses.

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