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You are so hard up for coffee that you have to dump the grinds out of filter from the day before, rinse it out, and use it again because there are none left. True story :coffee:.

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You know your poor when your car doesn't start in the winter.

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You know your poor when your doesn't start in the winter.

wat?

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You know you're broke when the homeless start giving you change. On sight.

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wat?

lol, oops!

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When your so broke you can't even pay attention!

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When you have an ex wife, a pre-teen daughter and a girlfriend :D

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You have trouble seeing your own kid in town because of the gas money....

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You refer to gas prices as rape hung on a sigh.

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you're trying to borrow money from me. D:

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When you use the oven to heat your house in the winter.

your had to pretend you had a ken doll and you had handmedown barbies from your much older cousin.

you do your christmas shopping at the dollar store.

Twenty dollars in your pocket makes you feel rich.

You get a hot and ready pizza from little ceasers and think YAY! I have food for the next three days.

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One package of ramen feeds six.

You go to diners for the bottomless cup of coffee and stay until they kick you out (having pocketed as many creamers and butters as you can for use in your store brand box mac and cheese) so that you can be warm because your apartment isn't.

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You have to start playing at the public golf courses because you can't afford your country club membership anymore.

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When you cant afford to go catch a fish.

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You get a hot and ready pizza from little ceasers and think YAY! I have food for the next three days.

this.

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You are so hard up for coffee that you have to dump the grinds out of filter from the day before, rinse it out, and use it again because there are none left. True story :coffee:.

Your turn!

You know your poor when you come up with created ways to fix Spam and Mac & Cheese.

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You know you're poor when you're Sitting in the shower in Fetal Position trying to squeeze every last drop out of your Conditioner bottle <-- True Story.

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when you cut yourself shaving you make a bandaid out of electrical tape and toilet paper.

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when you cut yourself shaving you make a bandaid out of electrical tape and toilet paper.

When it's been months since you've shaved because you don't have money for things like razors. And you steal your toilet paper from public restrooms.

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when you shave your eyebrows not ONLY because you like the way it looks, but because getting them waxed into a normal shape costs too much money every couple weeks. :p

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wouldn't a "normal shape" mean not waxing/shaving them?

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wouldn't a "normal shape" mean not waxing/shaving them?

Actually, yes. It's not always a good shape, but definitely normal.

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Razor blades are a F*ing Rip Off!

Next time, try putting water in the conditioner bottle to get the rest out.

OMG! you had to play at the Public Golf Course....Ewwww!

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I can't get the bottle to open up wide enough. Its this kind. Tiny Little hole >.>

You know you're poor when you walk off with salt, jelly, and even honey from the restaurants.

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