You know you're poor/broke when...

[Enishi]

When you start wondering about the nutritional content of cockroaches.

[*Siren*]

When you start wondering about the nutritional content of cockroaches.

Eew!

[n0Mad]

OMG! you had to play at the Public Golf Course....Ewwww!

I know! And I had to stiff the caddy to make sure I still had drink money for afterward.

[LadyKay]

When you wash your clothes with shampoo because you can't afford laundry soap. Yep, done it.

[taysteewonderbunny]

When you wash your clothes with shampoo because you can't afford laundry soap. Yep, done it.

How about in the bathtub with bar soap? I lived that way for months. So glad that is over. Hope I never see those days again.

[phee]

When after weeding... you wonder if salad dressing is an option.

[victoriavengeance (1)]

wouldn't a "normal shape" mean not waxing/shaving them?

Actually, yes. It's not always a good shape, but definitely normal.

No, that would be 'natural' ;]

a natural eyebrow.

never been touched.

a normal, good shaped eyebrow.

unnatural, crazy goth brows

sorry. just to clarify

[Destroit]

No, that would be 'natural' ;]

a natural eyebrow.

never been touched.

a normal, good shaped eyebrow.

unnatural, crazy goth brows

sorry. just to clarify

Yeah, thin line between normal and natural. We all start out natural, but some of us have eyebrows that make you go "WTF!", so I wouldn't consider them normal.

[havoc]

when "shopping" includes digging in someone elses garbage.(done it) when your menu for the whole week has only 2 words(ramen noodles)

[Destroit]

When all your nicest furniture is out on your front porch, which happens to be bigger than both bathrooms put together (come visit and see ).

[n0Mad]

When you can take your pet to the spa, or your wife, but not both. Wow, tough decision.

[Destroit]

When you can take your pet to the spa, or your wife, but not both. Wow, tough decision.

Depending on the size of the person's wife, and also their pet, it could be possible to stuff them in a pet spa so they can both enjoy a relaxing afternoon together.

And it would be so cost effective, even the most destitute person could fit it on their budget!

Edited August 26, 2011 by Chernobyl

[n0Mad]

Depending on the size of the person's wife, and also their pet, it could be possible to stuff them in a pet spa so they can both enjoy a relaxing afternoon together.

And it would be so cost effective, even the most destitute person could fit it on their budget!

I'm getting to the point of being so poor I can't afford both my life coach and my bodyguard so I've decided to fire them both and hire you to do all their work, but I can only pay you half as much. My sports car only takes premium fuel after all and I don't want to be so broke I can't afford that.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

as long as you can still rock the Grey Poupon, it's still pretty good. :D

[victoriavengeance (1)]

your cat eats better and more than you do o.o

[kat (1)]

you got bed bugs but no bed....lmao

you can't even go throw yourself off a bridge because you don't have any gas in your car to get there.

Edited August 28, 2011 by kat

[phee]

When you can take your pet to the spa, or your wife, but not both. Wow, tough decision.

But what if your wife IS your pet?

[n0Mad]

But what if your wife IS your pet?

Wow, Phee's so broke he's multitasking. lol

[phee]

Wow, Phee's so broke he's multitasking. lol

It just goes along with my theory that Poverty causes Bestiality...

[Lacilliyr]

It just goes along with my theory that Poverty causes Bestiality...

... xD This made me giggle. >.>

[Simon Bar Sinister]

when you can't go see a friend play a free show because you can't afford to get there. :(

[n0Mad]

It just goes along with my theory that Poverty causes Bestiality...

[theremper]

when you make a pizza from a slice of white bread, spaghetti sauce and a slice of cheese

[Simon Bar Sinister]

^ isn't that bruschetta?

[theremper]

^ isn't that bruschetta?

so all these years ive been making bruschatte. now I can just say I am eating bruscheatta vs poor mans pizza