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Thinks a lot

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laid me down and straightened my go-go girl issue out, for me.

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Can lay on my sofa anytime

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is going to have a hard time getting that stain out.

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Didn't know that my tongue removes stains. When I get tired, my cat gets a turn.

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is going to tag-team my stains with her cat.

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Knows I can do it, too

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doesn't really think that i'm into beastiality, but knows that my stains might be.

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Doesn't realize that photo's were taken and now there is proof of his animalistic endeavors.............

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led a horse to water, tried to force it to drink and ended up paying some pretty heft fines, for it.

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Is a horsey....

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is rocking

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cna't remeber the name of that Village People movie with Bruce Jenner

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didn't know that i have to leave.

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loves Smucker's Jellies and Preserves

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Preserves chipmunks

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Is gellin' like a felon.

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has never been "convicted" of a felony

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Stands by his convictions

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stands by her man, gives him two arms to cling to, and something warm to come to, when nights are cold and lonely

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Is at peace...

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Is being complimentry...

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Hands out complimentary mints at Comcast

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Is in mint condition...

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