The Person Above You

[Brenda Starrr]

Is conditioned to be nice

[phee]

Has a freezer with ice...

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likes the old "ice pick in the forehead"

[phee]

Has a headache so not tonight...

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is better for a headache than tylenol

[phee]

Is a medicine man...

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is a Magic Man

[phee]

Shoots stinging foam out of his eyelids...

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has been seen rubbing soapy bubbles on a sasquatch butt

[phee]

Took pictures

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has never been to Spain, but he kinda likes the music

[phee]

Has a pet spider.

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doesn't know why I swallowed the fly...perhaps I'll die

[phee]

Is contemplating death.

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is plotting my death

[Brenda Starrr]

Isn't ready for death.

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isn't ready for me

[phee]

Is not in a thong...

[Brenda Starrr]

Wears hot pink thongs

[phee]

Is into polarbear porn...

[Paper Hearts]

is not in a popularity contest

[phee]

Is not at Steak n' Shake

[Paper Hearts]

is not eating steak and kidney pie.

[Brenda Starrr]

Still has his kidneys

[phee]

Has razors for eyelids