The Person Above You

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will holla when he sees me

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is addicted to pickle juice

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Knows of my love for pickle juice

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Still has the ring shape from the top of the jar, pressed into their face.

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Will buy me a fresh jar of dill pickles so that I can drink the juice.

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may actually prefer a syringe or DMSO

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Is incorrect-I'll just take a straw.

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bumps pickle juice

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Smears Twinkies on his boobies.

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loves it.

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Likes to roll around naked in refined sugar

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didn't know that i prefer brown sugar!

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Must not have heard that Twinkies do not contain brown sugar.

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is calling hostess to file a complaint

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Will help bring Hostess down

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Has Sarah Lee eating out of the palm of her hand

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Knows I'm kinky like that

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and the gorton's fisherman.

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trusts the Gorton's fisherman

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doesn't trust fish sticks.

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brushes his breath with Dentyne

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Flosses with anything he can find.

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stole the cookie from the cookie jar

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hasn't tried jelly.

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Knows that jelly is smelly