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doesn't know mine is actually 4 or 5 years old and still works fine.

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Thinks he's Tony Hawk

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Thinks she's a comic character...

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Thinks skateboarding must be a crime cuz its SOOOOOOOOOOO fun

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Says lots of silly things

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is a silly little thing

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Is sillier than I

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Has eye's of sillicone

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Feels weird

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Feels weird

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i have no idea what she feels like.

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Has no idea what I feel like.

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i think she's kind of mushy and warm.

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Thinks I'm mushy and warm, but not in a mashed potatoey kind of way.

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Has been making mashed potato porn ever since whe was a teen.

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Pudding wrestles for beer

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Drinks alchohol

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Smokes crack

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Has a thong

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Has a....nevermind

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Is a "float" get it ???? AHAHAHAHA

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could also be a float, if you covered him in ice cream and root beer

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Probably wears whipped cream very well

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