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Loves the olympics with all his hearts, just can't stand atheletes.

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supports the athletes

is an athletic supporter

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Would not want to hang out with a god who is going to be naked all the time.

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those are the largest breasts he's ever seen in his life.

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thinkin bout you's workin on his appetite, gonna get a little bit of afternoon delight

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passed me the ketchup

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is present and presently, presenting us with a present

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is the music maker, and the dreamer of the dreams

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wants to know what the difference is.

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wants to know what love is....wants you to show him

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So god damned wonderful

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likes starlings

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Knows what it means to have make gravey, and so would never abuse it.

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put his whole arm in the cream corn

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stole the cookies from the cookie jar

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just heard something really odd.

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stuck his dick in the mashed potatoes

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wouldn't mind double dicking a can of green beans with certain people.

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made out with the jolly green giant

ho ho ho

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doesn't mind sentences but doesn't like the people who use them.

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