The Person Above You

[Paper Hearts]

He didn't know I cross posted

[Brenda Starrr]

Doesn't cross-dress

[float]

doesn't cross friends

[Paper Hearts]

making the sign of the cross

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worships at the international house of pancakes

[Paper Hearts]

his cakes are made from scratch-ings.

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bought my soul from a zebra for 97 cents

[Paper Hearts]

was on sale

[float]

is a bargain hunter

[paradox]

bargins with hunters

[float]

hunts goblins

[Msterbeau]

Bargins with time...

[float]

owns a time machine, but is afraid to use it

[paradox]

immersible

[float]

impenitrable

[Mikielikesit]

Impotent and impregnable

[Paper Hearts]

pregnant

[Brenda Starrr]

Not pregnant

[Paper Hearts]

has children all the time

[Brenda Starrr]

Has his own child

[Paper Hearts]

doesn't know her name, I don't think.

[Brenda Starrr]

Thinks deep thoughts, and often.

[phee]

Likes small furry creatures

[Paper Hearts]

if I go deep enough, I find her trying to tunnel her way back up to the surface using only a spoon.

[Brenda Starrr]

Just got me all hot