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No need to defend himself against me

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has a formula

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Had to sneak into my room just to read my diary...all the things I'd written about you... Oh, so many illustrations...

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Dirty, and I like it.

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clean as a whistle because she uses Irish Spring.

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Has smelled me after a shower?

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Has command of the fleet

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demands a pheasent

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Is a fantastic chef

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One chief short of a tribe.

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Is good with a staff...

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also fucks around while he is supposed to be working.

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now knows I have a boring tech job that consists of one hour of frantic work, and then babysitting equipment

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is speaking of the word "debutante" in the contexts of many Frank Zappa songs...

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refuses to judge a woman by her breasts but asses are a different story.

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Fucks while he should be working

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