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has fists of fury in his porn collection

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Likes cliffs

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Is a mail man

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knows I have to leave

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leaves us hanging

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keeps us hanging on

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Is a tender lil' doe

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:blink ooooook....

Is clearly delusional

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pheels phee is phaulty

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Knew something about rockin' out, and still does.

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is a rootin tootin cowboy

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said 'rootin tootin' :laughing

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thinks my dialect is humorous

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Is funky, furry and flighty

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Is entranced by my boobies. :cool

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Is enamoured with my relationship materialnessnessnessness.

(Why did I KNOW that your comment would be about your breasts HH???)

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Has my heart wrapped around his little finger. :whistling

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Has a heart and if anybody fucks with it, they'll have to answer to ME.

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sends me text messages about Chinese food.

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Sends me jack shit.

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