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Up, and here he comes.

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she'll be coming around the mountain-when she's right fucking ready.

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Can't tell ME what to do!!

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knows that I don't try to run her life.

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Knows tha possession is 9/10 of the law, and is usually done by spirits.

Edited because no one knows what the Hell a "spitit" is.

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Likes to go to Dairy Queen

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Wears a bra filled with frozen yogurt-mint chocolate chip

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Wants to steal my ice creamed bra

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Can't spell "S"ooth properly, so he harasses the rest of us.

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Has a pet donkey

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Not a jackass

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refuses to admit that others didnt capitalize their sn's

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Is dead... in a while

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Was born around the same time-let's see who lasts longest.

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Begins running through the terminal, sexually transmitted desiese known as life.

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Will still be on this motherfucking website when he's 70.

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Is 70... not years though

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picks his friend's noses

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loves that old song 'Green Sleeves'

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Likes Eva Gabor from Green Achres

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