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Fills holes with Corn Flakes.

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Fills blanks

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Phills up his tank

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Tanks up his harley

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broke his tank

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Is a Panzermench

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took away my panzershrek

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Has a boomstick

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Thinks hes Dangerously Sexy® like me

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knows the Cheetos Kat

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Is a frito lay

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likes to thinks about chips in THAT way

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Paints chips

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was part of CHiPS

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Likes chips ahoy

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Chips away at known problems.

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was one of many to admire my glowing breaticles last night
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has cooler cleavage ornamentation than me

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Has cleavage - that's what I'm told anyway.

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Surely must know we've never met so I couldn't possibly have seen said cleavege. Unless I'm mistaken and we have met then I totally remember her cleavege. (See how I'm trying to cover my ass?)

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Feebly tried to cover up the fact that he does not remember meeting me at city club last year. It was quite a while ago however, so he is forgiven.

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has been known to expose her cleavage

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:doh

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why thank you! :wink

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