The Person Above You

[Msterbeau]

Is apologetic when unecessary. (You seemed busy/happy. Another time... )

[phee]

Treats people like yogart

[Paper Hearts]

Wants to be my chess-boxing partner.

[phee]

Was born with a coat hanger in his head

[Msterbeau]

Takes trips to the moon on a regular basis.

[phee]

Has a saucer

[Paper Hearts]

soccer milf

[phee]

fucks mamas

[Paper Hearts]

invented the world's first slur designed to be derogatory towards Australians.

[phee]

Attacked fiji

[Paper Hearts]

thinks "the Titties" is a good name for a band.

[phee]

Thinks that a band is in a boat

[Paper Hearts]

was voted most likely to be voted most likely for something.

[phee]

He who posts his heart

[Paper Hearts]

His moma is soooo goth, she uses black electric tape to wrap presents.

[phee]

Is a firey dragon...

[Msterbeau]

Eats fire and farts grenades.

[phee]

Fires his coworkers

[Saephyr]

Has a promotion from Jr. Mod to Moderator???

[Msterbeau]

Uses sex to promote her products.

[phee]

Uses products to promote his sex

[Saephyr]

Sits on the fence when it comes to sex talk around here

[phee]

Is correct

[unchaste]

avoids getting himself into trouble with the little lady

[phee]

Is 2x correct,