The Get to Know You Game...

[phee]

Nope my GF buys lots of health foods

Why don't they put prizes in health foods?

[Zaxen]

Prizes are mostly made in China and I don't think they eat much health food.

Or do they?

My Webpage

[phee]

hmmm.....

Maybe they have different standards?

[Zaxen]

Maybe

But why?

My Webpage

[phee]

That would be a long cross cultural discussion taking years

Don't you think?

[Paper Hearts]

Well, you don't see many fat-ass Chinese people, really...

do you?

[phee]

That depends on which web site I am viewing...

Are you a God?

[Paper Hearts]

yes, but I'm an atheist.

ever seen that virgin mary grilledcheese sandwhich thing that was sold on ebay?

[phee]

Yes...

Can I have apostle fries with that?

[Paper Hearts]

comin' right up.

if you had bought it, would you have eaten it to see if it could give you special powers?

[phee]

The ability to heal potatoes

Maybe

[Paper Hearts]

umm...you could have stopped the big famine then.

but you'd have to eat something else to get back to the 1830's-what kind of food does that?

[phee]

Cheerios

Or is it Grits?

[Paper Hearts]

-Now that's a "toughy".

this sunday I had mustard on toast with a cup of tea for breakfast-do you think Johnny Lydon was eating the same thing?

[CirceDragonus]

Yeah but I think he was drinking kool-aid at the time. The cherry kind.

Would you be for mango pop-tarts?

[Paper Hearts]

i don't understand the comcept of pop tarts: taste terrible and they're terrible for you-so let's have 'em for breakfast, right?

viva America?

[Zaxen]

Hmmm dont know what that means.

Do u think this makes me look fat?

My Webpage

[Paper Hearts]

i cannot look at that, I'm at the office, today.

is it something gross?

[phee]

It's alll gross...

wait what isn't?

[Paper Hearts]

you know...

where did 'gross' come from?

[phee]

Terry Gross from NPR

right?

[Brenda Starrr]

If you say so

How are you today?

[Paper Hearts]

tragic mess, I'm cheap and desolated.

how's things for you?

[Brenda Starrr]

I feel good.

Does it show?

[Paper Hearts]

Laconically, because I don't really have it in me lately, yeah.

feel better now?