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no spare.

headlights?

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One burned out

What kind of seats?

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ripped up bench seats. that he can still get it on.

what kind of stereo?

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Eight-track.. Of course...

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Thanks for picking up where I slacked Zaxen...

A graham gun...

How come there aren't adult toys in cereal?

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because that would be awkward.

would YOU want a dildo in YOUR wheaties?

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Mind your own business.

Do you get enough sugar?

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more than enough, most likely.

have another?

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So shall it be said, so shall it be done...

Cup or cone?

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stein.

now what?

Posted

Keep talking.

Is there a doctor in the house?

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Yes but I killed him

chopped surloin or breast???

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no.

they are all sleeping now. and so should i.

good night?

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not until you kiss me on my cheek

will you?

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Yes...even though you don't own air tools...

Can I buy you some?

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Yes...even though you don't own air tools...

Can I buy you some?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Definately.

One? Or two?

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As many as you can handle.

Black Holes or Dark Matter?

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As many as you can handle.

Black Holes or Dark Matter?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Black Holes... the final frontier

up or down?

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However you want me

Horizontal or vertical?

Posted

It's all the same with you men...

What does the little red button do?

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which red button?

Posted (edited)

which red button?

That one.... BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!

What's with the explosives?

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Now that the world has been destroyed.

What's next?

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No idea.

What do I look like? God?

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