The Get to Know You Game...

[Paper Hearts]

what if they had a title Fucking Gorrrila? Would people watch that?

[phee]

Yeah probably...

Don't you thinK?

[Paper Hearts]

might even make a gameshow out of it.

how do you win at something like that?

[phee]

Whoever bleeds analy the least... maybe?

[Paper Hearts]

i think in general that's a pretty good sign of a winner.

What do you think?

[phee]

Yeah...

When to we start?

[Paper Hearts]

Soon as we can get a Gorrilla.

anybody on here work at the zoo?

[phee]

Not it...

Favorite food at the Zoo?

[Paper Hearts]

the zebras.

make a burger out of those?

[CirceDragonus]

I wonder if the burgers would be striped.

Is that really your living room decor?

[phee]

ummm

who me?

[Paper Hearts]

i think she was talking to me.

would you like it if i had zebra stripe furniture with lot's of little porcilin unicorns about?

[phee]

Ummm. no.

Favorite mythological creature?

[Paper Hearts]

the Jersey Devil.

want to know why?

[phee]

Yes...

why?

[Paper Hearts]

Well, once a friend and i wrote a story about him (her?) in which he steals and drinks a bottle of ranch dressing.

happy now?

[phee]

Nope

Does that have anything to do with you?

[Paper Hearts]

um. No, i don't do ranch dressing, it's just something we posted on a "sightings" website.

El Chupa Cabra?

[phee]

Yes

X-files?

[Paper Hearts]

never, but i had a friend who liked it but he became a coke head and got blow jobs for gas money all the way down to florida.

How do you feel about truck stops?

[phee]

I like 76 stations...

Do you?

[Paper Hearts]

76 stations are my favorite! Wow, never thought anyone would guess my favorite station!

Want to know why 76 is my favorite?

[phee]

Sure...

Go ahead?

[paradox]

of course.

get behind it?

[Mikielikesit]

stand in front of it and dare it to come on

when do you want it?