The Get to Know You Game...

[Paper Hearts]

you ball up your fists and just scream.

sound attractive?

[phee]

I have done that at times

What time do you change your attitude?

[Paper Hearts]

never unless i really fuck up.

when's the last time you got your oil changed?

[phee]

1 week ago

When was the last time you had carrots

[Paper Hearts]

just a fucking minute ago.

what's something that you swear you invented before they did?

[phee]

Masturbation...

Do you believe that?

[Paper Hearts]

yeah, it's intirely up to you.

are you a "katsup eater"?

[phee]

A little

Why are you beating up that guy?

[Paper Hearts]

He's a real prick.

do you settle for green garden hoses or do you shop around a little?

[phee]

Green is good...

How is your garden?

[Paper Hearts]

Well, I'm just growing a bit of Rocket Arugala on my balcony, but's okay, except it has these weird bugs, lately...

How do i get rid of them?

[phee]

hmmm

Do you mean with out pestasides?

[Paper Hearts]

yeah.

Drown them?

[phee]

That probably wont work... bugs are tricky.

You may want to plant soemthing that keeps pests away like marigolds?

[Mikielikesit]

or maybe just eat the bugs extra protien ya know

smothered in onions or drowned in gravy?

[Nightflyerswmn]

no, don't like onions.

How about mushrooms?

[Brenda Starrr]

Sure!

What kind of mushroom are we talking here? :blink

[Paper Hearts]

shitake

how much you benchin'?

[phee]

Haven't checked in a while

How much do you wiegh?

[Paper Hearts]

Umm...maybe 167?

Where's your manors?

[phee]

...

What do ya mean?

[Paper Hearts]

no idea.

How do you feel about NASA?

[phee]

Yes...

What about hem anyway?

[Brenda Starrr]

Hems are usually found in skirts, shorts, and pants.

Who wants to know?

[Paper Hearts]

depends on how high.

ever priced a real kilt?