The Get to Know You Game...

[Brenda Starrr]

Sure. I love funny.

What?

[Paper Hearts]

I know a another guy (who I can't stand!!) called Waldo, who is dating a dwarf and Waldo and his dwarf live in Waldorf-

Doesn't tha tmake you smile?

[Brenda Starrr]

That cracks me up!!

Are you sad that I have to leave for a couple of hours?

[Paper Hearts]

Yes.

Who will I talk to?

[Brenda Starrr]

Everyone else.

*blows kisses*

See you in a bit?

[Paper Hearts]

Sure.

Who's next?

[float]

me of course

how's your day?

[Paper Hearts]

the usual blandness but with a twist.

How's yours?

[float]

frustrating

seen any good movies lately?

[Paper Hearts]

I took my daughter to see Shark Boy and Lava Girl, but besides that it was in 3-D, it sucked to me-she liked it though.

How many times have you seen Sin City?

[float]

only once I'm afraid

how many times have you seen House of 1000 Corpses?

[Paper Hearts]

Only 2 or 3 times.

Are you really afraid?

[float]

never

are you really Canadian?

[Paper Hearts]

I am 100% Yankee. My father was born in Canada, though.

Ehh?

[float]

take off hoser

are you a Lions and Tigers fan?

[Paper Hearts]

I dislike the Lions, I really dislike American football. I like the Tigers because they won in 1984 when I was really young and into that kind of thing but I don't follow them now.

Ever seen Aussie Rules Football?

[float]

of course, but I LOVE american football (brainwashed)

are you married?

[Paper Hearts]

no. I'm single. I really don't understand marriage-I mean I have no faith in either god or the state, so what could that piece of paper from either institution (the church or the courts) possibly mean to me?

[Brenda Starrr]

I guess not much.

Do you believe in love?

[Paper Hearts]

I do. I mean I used to...

but aren't there other symbols?

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't know.

Can you tell me?

[Paper Hearts]

I think so, of course.

Especially considering what has to be endured to get out of one?

[Brenda Starrr]

Love really can be pretty painful.

Makes you wish you didn't have feelings at all, right?

[Paper Hearts]

yeah. pain, pain, pain.

After you've fucked eachother's lives up so irreparably there's nothing else you've really got, might as well call it love-or is it more out of pressure that we fall in love, like you feel as though it's expected and so then finally, when you meet someone else who doesn't like fish either, etc, naturally, you're really, really, finally in love? -But it's strange how so many people find a "soul mate" within such a short distance to where they live-makes me wonder how many other or even better mates are out there if someone travels a bit...but isn't love really just selfishness? See, I've been abused. I'm all fucked about it.

[Brenda Starrr]

maybe love really is just sefishness. I don't know for sure.

Is lust safer?