The Get to Know You Game...

[Paper Hearts]

Lust is much safer, in a way.

Who are these people who hate lust?

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't know. I think they're called "Christians"

If I lust (which I do), does that make me a bad Christian?

[Paper Hearts]

Not if you give up Christianity, then you're just normal.

Is it your fault that you have lust?

[Brenda Starrr]

Maybe

Should I be worried??

[Paper Hearts]

No. I don't think there is a god but if there is, I hope it's a hot chick, so in a way, I even have lust for god.

But it's not a conscious decision, lust, is it?

[Brenda Starrr]

No. I know that I have lust, and can't exactly control it.

I'll have my own layer of Hell. Who wants cocktails?

[Paper Hearts]

I'll have the strongest thing available, thank you.

So what then, does this god (if it exists) really want you to do, being that you can't control this thing your not supposed to feel (this thing he's obviously established in you), what can he expect from you after he's place you here like that? It's a ridiculous notion that anyone like this could really exist, god or not. -Nobody asked to be here but he puts you here of his own accord, with certain instincts (such as lust) and then you're not even aloud that, or you're worthless to him? What kind of bullshit religeon is that?

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't know. I didn't say I followed it to the letter!

Do you need a sedative, a drink, a hug, or what???

[Paper Hearts]

Bring me methadone!

ashes to ashes?

[Brenda Starrr]

Funk to funky.

Did you know, major Tom's a junkie?

[Paper Hearts]

strung out in heaven's high.

meeting an all time low?

[Brenda Starrr]

Yeah. I heard that too.

Love stinks?

[Paper Hearts]

I know that one.

But if love stinks, isn't that really like saying existing stinks?

[Brenda Starrr]

Frankly, I love love. I was trying to get you to sing.

Bad move?

[Paper Hearts]

I sing in the shower, actually.

Isn't that hilarious?

[Brenda Starrr]

No. I do it too!

Are you any good?

[Paper Hearts]

In the shower and in the car on the way to work I am so good!

Isn't it great that we're both shower singers?

[Brenda Starrr]

We should duet sometime!

Wouldn't that be fun?

[Paper Hearts]

I think we'd have other things to take care of before we cared about singing.

should we try anyway?

[Brenda Starrr]

We can sing before or after we take care of things.

How's that?

[Paper Hearts]

or durring.

what song should I practice?

[Brenda Starrr]

If you'd like.

Do you do "Hurts So Good?"

[Paper Hearts]

I do not.

Do you do Suedhead?

[Brenda Starrr]

Nope.

Maybe we should forego the singing?

[Paper Hearts]

I think that's probably best.

-But what about music for ambiance?