The Get to Know You Game...

[Brenda Starrr]

I prefer private pools or quarries.

Have you ever skinny dipped?

[Paper Hearts]

Yes.

have you ever double dipped?

[Brenda Starrr]

Depends on how you mean

Do you mean chips or swimming naked with another person?

[Paper Hearts]

chips.

What is a double dip while swimming naked?

[Brenda Starrr]

Only 2 people in the pool.

Ever done that?

[Paper Hearts]

No.

does that mean I'm not good?

[Brenda Starrr]

No. It just means that you might need to try it.

Does it scare you?

[Paper Hearts]

No. At one point I could have been a lifegaurd.

What the fuck has that got to do with anything?

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't know!!

Have to had to defend your daughter against her peers yet?

[Paper Hearts]

No. I think she's pretty well liked and that. She's only 4.

Should I use a weapon?

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm considering it.

Why are kids so mean?

[Paper Hearts]

because they're little people.

Aren't people really animals?

[Brenda Starrr]

Yes.

What kind of animal are you?

[Paper Hearts]

a cat, of course.

Are all cats cool?

[Brenda Starrr]

I think so!

Can I be a cat, too???

[Paper Hearts]

Yes.

My cat has been crying a lot lately, what's that mean?

[Brenda Starrr]

Awwwww! Poor baby! I don't know.

Could it be loneliness, or a urinary tract infection?

[Paper Hearts]

Don't say it!

Maybe She's just really hungry?

[Brenda Starrr]

Maybe.

Have you had her checked out lately?

[Paper Hearts]

Not lately. I'm sure she a whacko though. She's really weird.

Does your cat ever try to make you think you haven't fed it when you know you have?

[Brenda Starrr]

Both of them do it all the time!

Why do they do that to us?

[Paper Hearts]

They just love to eat all the time. Mine runs across my feet as I walk the kitchen to try to trip me so I notice it and feed it.

Isn't that hilarious?

[Brenda Starrr]

Yes!

Did you know that one of mine is 23lbs?

[Paper Hearts]

Jesus! Mine is maybe oh, 7 lbs. She's just long and skinny.

Are there any other animals you can handle living with?

[Brenda Starrr]

Dogs, birds, snakes, lizards.....just NO SPIDERS!

You don't own spiders, do you?