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I can only handle cats. Cats are easy.

Crazy that i have a daughter then?

Posted

Not at all. Kids rock.

Don't you agree?

Posted

Yes, but dogs are something else.

Why are they so slobbery?

Posted

I don't know.

Is it because of the shape of their mouths?

Posted

I just can't deal with them, that's all i'm saying.

Should I try to relax?

Posted

I don't think you're uptight.

Do you think that you are?

Posted

Why do I have these oppinions about dogs?

Posted

Because you're a cat person.

Want a massage?

Posted

Yes.

Why don't people ask me that more often?

Posted

I don't know. I love massages.

Ever had one?

Posted

yes, but it's been a while.

why don't strangers offer them more often?

Posted

because people are strange when they are strangers

eh?

Posted

Faces are ugly when you're alone

Right?

Posted

women seem wicked when youre unwanted

i think?

Posted

these questions seem unaligned.

you think?

Posted

no, i dont. it hurts too much

suck?

Posted

No thank you

when your strange faces come out of the rain when your strange...when your strangeeeeeeeeeeeee........

Do you agree?

Posted

huh?

do you drunk i'm think right now?

Posted

Yeah huh

is it safe?

Posted

oh is it safe where you are

and do tell anyone SHHHH its it secret..

How do you like me now?

Posted

yer allright.

how do ya like them beans?

Posted

Oh i love them beans ......crush'em and put them in hot water and drink the juice.....yum yum

do you like to get perked?

Posted

Only really early in the am

favorite breakfast drink?

Posted

Coffee or a bloody mary

Sex in the am?

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