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a chair asswell.

do i know you?

Posted

Kinda

You know my text?

Posted

quite

how are you not british?

Posted

I ment to be. I just kind of forgot

What did you forget?

Posted

I can't remember

Do you have a goat?

Posted

You build one deck people don't call you a carpenter,

You paint one room people don't call you a painter,

You sing one song people don't call you a singer,

But I sleep with one goat and ..........

What do people call you?

Posted

Phee

Why do people call me?

Posted

Someone needs to tell us what to do!

What should we do?

Posted

Kill 4 people

Or move to New Zeland?

Posted

New Zeland could be nice but the 20 hour plane ride would make me kill 4 people.

What would you do for 20 hours in a confined space?

Posted (edited)

Masturbate...

Masturbate?

Edited by phee
Posted

not today

maybe later?

Posted

But it's never really later, it's alway now.

What is happening now anyway?

Posted

I am masturbating

couldn't you tell?

Posted

no.

can you tell left hand text from right hand text?

Posted

Only when I type it...

How do I feel?

Posted

texturey

how does it feel?

Posted

Kinda like a combination of fish scales and compressed air...

Meat?

Posted

always

greet?

Posted

Sure

Feet?

Posted

not if they smell

can your feet smell?

Posted

No but my nose runs

your cat?

Posted

Medium rare please.........

Side order?

Posted

Snake faces.

What's a schmuck?

Posted

I think it's Yiddish for dick.

Did someone call you a schmuck??

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