The Get to Know You Game...

[Brenda Starrr]

That happens to me all the time.

Do you ever go back to your childhood home just to reminisce?

[Paper Hearts]

I've driven by it to do that, but not in a couple years, I haven't.

things change so much, don't they?

[Brenda Starrr]

Too much sometimes....

Did you grow up in MI?

[phee]

Nope the nieghbors kept shooting at me when I tried to take a bath...

Bubble bath?

[Brenda Starrr]

You must have read our posts about that.

Didn't you?

[phee]

Yes

Acid Bath?

[Paper Hearts]

No.

Did you know I grew up just a few miles from where I live?

[Brenda Starrr]

That's cool.

Did you know that there are gigantic homes right down the street from me?

[phee]

Yes I do...

Did you grow up in a big home...?

[Paper Hearts]

No.

Did you know there are gigantic homes just down the street from me, too?

[Brenda Starrr]

Cool.

Did you know that I would never want to live in a big home?

[phee]

Why not?

[Paper Hearts]

-Because big homes attract giants.

am I right?

[Brenda Starrr]

Too much to clean

How's that?

[phee]

That works

If you could afford a big house then you would also get a maid yes?

[Paper Hearts]

I would get a butler too.

chaufuer?

[phee]

No I don't smoke

What?

[Paper Hearts]

I know, I know.

Wanna buy a rock?

[Brenda Starrr]

Sure.

Is it big enough to throw at my insurance company??

[Paper Hearts]

No. You need like a huge rock for that.

Insurance is really a fucked up thing, isn't it?

[Brenda Starrr]

It is. I'm so pissed, I could cry.

Why does it have to be that way??

[Paper Hearts]

Becuase people are wretched, blood thirsty beasts.

anything I can do?

[Brenda Starrr]

If you were here, you could let me cry and get black eyeliner all over your shoulder.

How's that?

[Paper Hearts]

Oh. Don't dry.

Did you say black eye liner?

[Brenda Starrr]

*sniff*

Is there any other color??