The Get to Know You Game...

[Paper Hearts]

Last time was a while ago, and it was feather bowling.

want to know where?

[Brenda Starrr]

Sure.

Where?

[Paper Hearts]

Cadieux Cafe.

did you know that Suck-Face is going to make me go back to class in a few minutes?

[Brenda Starrr]

Aww. Tell him I said no.

Would that help you?

[Paper Hearts]

He'd be like "who's BrendaStarrr?".

will you punch his lights out?

[Brenda Starrr]

For you, yes.

Want me to do it?

[Paper Hearts]

Not really.

Will you crush his head in with a shovel, instead?

[Brenda Starrr]

For you, yes.

Want me to do it?

[Paper Hearts]

yes.

Do you want to write a filthy letter to the Graceland estate?

[Brenda Starrr]

Sure.

Are we talking pig-rolled-in-the-mud filthy or pornographic filthy?

[Paper Hearts]

A little of both.

Do I seriously have some things I need to get off my chest?

[Brenda Starrr]

Yes.

I will listen if you want, okay?

[Paper Hearts]

I'm fine now.

That was then and this is now?

[Brenda Starrr]

Absolutely.

Did you miss me while I was out?

[Paper Hearts]

Yes. and I grabbed you some shrimp.

put it in the mail?

[Brenda Starrr]

Ew. Eat it for me.

Please?

[Paper Hearts]

what?

[Brenda Starrr]

The uh, shrimp.

Right?

[Paper Hearts]

There's a woman who's been back to the shrimp table about 5 times now.

Is she crazy?

[Brenda Starrr]

She's deprived.

Is there a good place for shrimp up there?

[Paper Hearts]

No, but there is Dot and Etta's Shrimp hut. -Sleazy little place with a line of deep friers. Looks fun but I wouldn't eat there. Best place for seafood in Detroit and possibly the best restaurant bar none in the Detroit area is Noble Fish. It's a sushi place in Royal Oak. It's in the back room of a Japanese fish market. Weird hours though, very small. Windsor's Chinese district gets great seafood though. Ever had dim sa?

[Brenda Starrr]

I forgot what Dim Sa is.

Please tell me?

[Paper Hearts]

It's sweet. It's Chinese (real Chinese, not American Chinese) where they just walk around to all the tables with huge platters of different things. You just take what you want and at the end they charge you like a flat rate. -But you can stay as long as you like and try as many things as you want.

Ever tried Octopus?

[Brenda Starrr]

I can't say that I have.

Ever been hit in the head by one?

[Paper Hearts]

No.

Would you like to be?