The Get to Know You Game...

[Brenda Starrr]

LMAO!!! I had it happen to me in the Bahamas. Not again, please.

Are your hands like tentacles?

[Paper Hearts]

No.

I take it you don't have testicles?

[Brenda Starrr]

Nope. I have balls, though.

Didn't you notice?

[Paper Hearts]

I did not.

When were you going to tell me this?

[Brenda Starrr]

I thought it was obvious.

How could you miss such a thing?

[Paper Hearts]

You mean the sack-like fleshy orb hanging between your legs?

[Brenda Starrr]

No. Balls in the figurative sense.

Are you nuts?

[Paper Hearts]

No. -And you are Ballsy.

Did you notice my balls?

[Brenda Starrr]

No. It was so dark.

Are they bouncy?

[Paper Hearts]

Deffinately not.

Are you going to hurt them?

[Brenda Starrr]

No. I'm very kind to them.

Why would I hurt such a delicate thing?

[Paper Hearts]

Don't ask me.

wait, isn't that was this thread is about?

[Brenda Starrr]

It's the "Get To Know You" thread.

Do you feel as though you're getting to know me?

[Paper Hearts]

I feel as though I know you much better. I might communicate with you mor than anyone else, really. -But then you're so far away, I've only met you once...

I want to teleport to you. Would yo ulike to teleport to me?

[Brenda Starrr]

I think that would be fun!

Can we teleport for crabcakes and shrimp?

[Paper Hearts]

We can teleport where ever the hell we feel like.

Who's going to stop us when we know how to teleport and no one else does?

[Brenda Starrr]

I know!!

Won't they be so jealous of us?

[Paper Hearts]

They'll probably try to catch us, because we'll be stealing a lot of things.

I would steal everything, from now until the end of my life, wouldn't you?

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't know if I could.

Can we call it "borrowing?"

[Paper Hearts]

Call it what you want, it's all for free.

If it really matters then why do we even have to consider it, why weren't we simply given what we want/need?

[Brenda Starrr]

That would be too easy.

You don't expect everything to be that simple, do you?

[Paper Hearts]

why not?

[Brenda Starrr]

That's asking too much!

Did you know that I'm easy to get along with?

[Paper Hearts]

Yes, you're very nice but...

If god has the power to create anything, does the existance he's created for us mean that he's into torture?

[Brenda Starrr]

yes.

Isn't it fun?