The Get to Know You Game...

[phee]

I am just a big sucker for girlie drinks

Shirly Temple?

[Brenda Starrr]

No thanks.

Don't you need more alcohol than that?

[phee]

Nope

I don't drink much...

Do you?

[Mikielikesit]

I don't drink at all, I get all my liquids by ozzmosis

You wouldn't like me when I drink heck I don't like me when i drink.

Can you feel me?

[Paper Hearts]

I can.

But will I?

[phee]

I think so...

Will you say Gubuy to me?

[Brenda Starrr]

Sure.

Want me to hug you, too?

[Paper Hearts]

yes.

Squeeze me until I'm a lifeless husk of a sweat soaked persona?

[Brenda Starrr]

I'd rather you have some life in you.

Would that be okay with you?

[Paper Hearts]

I'll try to save some for you.

Act quickly?

[Brenda Starrr]

Can you survive till you get to Baltimore?

[Paper Hearts]

If I don't, how will you know?

[Brenda Starrr]

Send me an email before you expire?

[Paper Hearts]

yeah...

what's all this craziness behind my desk?

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm almost afraid to ask....

What IS all that craziness behind your desk??

[Paper Hearts]

There's like a fucking family reunion or something.

Do you think I'm kidding?

[Brenda Starrr]

Nope. I believe you're serious.

Is there cake?

[Paper Hearts]

No. There's shrimp.

What could be more annoying when you're trying to look as if you're working?

[Brenda Starrr]

Good question.

I could come to your office and just start taking their shrimp. Would they be pissed?

[Paper Hearts]

Oh yeah. But then I could talk to you in person so I wouldn't need DGN.

want some coleslaw?

[Brenda Starrr]

No thanks. I don't like coleslaw?

Would it be so bad to talk to me in person while eating their shrimp?

[Paper Hearts]

It wouldn't be bad at all, it'd be good.

Good thing you don't like coleslaw, either?

[Brenda Starrr]

Yeah. We all know what coleslaw can do to a person.

Right?

[Paper Hearts]

Yes. I've seen people ruin there whole lives.

Do you feel the same way about bowling?

[Brenda Starrr]

Bowling can be fun if you're in the mood.

Do you ever bowl?