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for easier eating of course.....

do you YAHOO?

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If you are refering to IM... then no I cannot at work....

What is it like to be you?

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No not IM just YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....if ya now what I mean

I like to be misunderstood and misquoted......

Can I get an Amen brother?

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Amen

Can I get a witness?

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Yes, after I commit the crime.

Why does Jesus have a Mexican name?

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Because thats what his mamma named him.........why else?

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Cause he's got that Latin flavor.

Can I get hellyeah?

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HELLYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So Jesus tastes like hot sauce?

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Never mind that now.

Would you prefer him to be bland?

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Naw

Ever watch gardening shows?

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Yes they are ever so exciting!

Ever watch that show with the guy with the afro that paints?

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Nope sounds interesting

Ever Watch "The City Gardener"?

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Nope. I prefer the happy guy with the happy fro that paints happy little trees.

Were you aware that there are racoons on/in my house?

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Well duh, I sent them there to set up the live..er..nevermind...

Have I said too much?

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MMMM yes I believe you have and now I must kill you..............

Where oh where has my little bean gone?........Mauhahahahahahaaaa

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To hang out in some water.

Did you know that "bean water" is coffee?

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Nope. I thought it was some exotic love potion.

Did you know that the sun rises in the morning?

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Of course.

Does a bear shit in the woods?

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I don't know... but it is likely.

Favorite woodland creature?

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Not racoons, since they seem to be living in the soffet on my house.

What about girls and robots?

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What about them?

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They're predictable. Like you.

Do you believe in swordfish?

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I believe in all bad John Travolta films.

I dont believe he was sober when he greenlit them though

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Huh

What?

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