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Sworfish = obscure aquatic creature and/or a film starring John Travolta that only about 10 people saw (one of which was the eternal, apparently)

Have I put your mind at ease? Do you need a hug?

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Sure...

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Higs not Drugs?

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As in a higs field used in quantum physics

What was that?

Posted

a run by fruiting

What is your favorite fruit to be assaulted w/?

Posted

I like being attacked by cherries....

No what I mean?

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I never know what you mean.

I thought thats why you put up all those groovy signature pics to distract us

Posted

Yes that is correct

Why don't you?

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I think lightsabre spoons do the trick without changing all the time.

Mesmorizing aren't I.... er... they?

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Why yes you.. err they are...

What was I saying??

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We were about to launch into a discussion about nuclear particles and jello.

Can you follow that?

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I think so.

So did they build the jello rocket yet?

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no they broke the mold............waaaaaa

would a pocket rocket do?

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I think so.

Is the path long and twisted?

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Not so long, and very straight. At least it's wide.

Are we talking in sexual innuendo or galactic metaphor?

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Both.

We are starting a new genre. Geek erotica.

(The live porn version never got off the ground due to the physique of the male participants =( )

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If people can watch midgets and and other so-called oddities, geeks should be no problem.

Weren't you supposed to ask a question?

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Too worked up from the midgets and geek pr0n. Thats some good times right there.

Wait...wheres my cd full of porn grooves?

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I stole it.

Are you angry that I replaced it with "Baby One More Time"?

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Yes. Yes I am. I love me my porn grooves complete with Ron Jeremys horrid voice overs.

Gonna give it back?

Posted (edited)

Make me.

a run by fruiting

What is your favorite fruit to be assaulted w/?

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LOL like the drive by fruiting in Mrs. Doubtfire. Very funny. :laughing

Is that a black or brown eye.

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Black. Of course...

Care to help me lift boxes of books into the attic?

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A sore back and legs.

What do you think of that?

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Awesome.

Want to pull the weeds out of my flower boxes?

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