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If you don't want my cat to come after you too I suggest you do.

Sounds like a plan?

Posted

I do, so I'm safe.

Does evil kitty have her own Vans?

Posted

Nope. She has gentile stomping boots. She is jewish after all.

Are you gonna run?

Posted

no, they dont come in that size.

that make you sad?

Posted

It makes me sad you posted to slowly.

Guess what...Princess is coming for you too now. Scared?

Posted

Indeed it does ... even my kids have Vans.

Vans for my pitbull?

Posted

no

was i too slow?

Posted

No.

I was the slow one?

Posted

maybe, i dont knwo anymore

weathers the how?

Posted

The weather forecast for today is a big fat ass gentile stomping cat coming for your ass with a chance of DOOM!

Satisfied?

Posted

no.

i think i killed the kitty?

Posted

She will never die. It's impossible. Seriously...she has so many medical problems she has the Three Stooges Syndrome.

Funny...isn't it?

Posted

quite.

so, now what?

Posted

Lets all drink the Kool-Aid!

MMM Cyanide?

Posted

sweet!

will i see jesus?

Posted

No. But he will see you hiding in the bushes.

Believe that shit?

Posted (edited)

No. But I do believe 6-8 inches of snow tonight ...

Handbrake turns?

Edited by Rayne
Posted

im all over it!

donut?

Posted

Certainly.

Would you like cophee with that?

Posted

Yes...

What flavour?

Posted

"you" flavor. see, 1st we dunk you in it, then we make you drink it.

still want it?

Posted

Yes....

Babies?

Posted

but i hardly know you! :ohmy:

arent we taking things just a bit too fast?

Posted

No ...I'll be gentle and it won't hurt......MUCH

Do you like it rough?

Posted

yes...... and i like to scratch

What do your fave pair of panties look like?

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