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NUTTIN' MUCH

How 'bout JEW?

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well..you did ask nicely.

What can i do for ya?

Posted

Just be good to the world and never change............ :nut

Is it alright with you?

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Yes that sounds fine.

How about some good old fashioned H20?

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Can I have mine with a slice of lemon?

Do you know how to swim?

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YES YES YES!

Cigarette?

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No thank you I quit.......

:devil FRONT RUB? :devil

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Only with full frontal nudity.

Toe suck?

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No thanks. Not big on feet.

Why do people like feet so damn much?

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It's the Flintstone fetish man ...

Favorite Chinese food?

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Sure

But you knew that right?

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course.

finger sandwich?

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rather have a thumb...ask Spook

Nose itchy?

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Flicked it and licked it...........

BUTT hurt?

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I have a pain in the ass although it's not actually physical...

Any fuzz in your bellybutton?

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yeah its a frustrating one

have u ever fucked a celebrity in your dream?

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of course.

ever seen an elephant fly?

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DUH...don't you watch Disney!

Ever opened a fly?

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all the time

do you own a periscope?

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No the police confiscated it

Is that a felony?

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